krispy kreme

The fat around one's bellybutton if they are average weight.

"and this, people, is the krispy kreme" *jiggle jiggle*

by Rylan N April 16, 2006

Krispy Kream

Occurs when one's deformed pinky is inserted in one's butt hole.

The deformation is only valid if suffered from birth.
The Krispy Kreme often gives "The Tingles" to the reciever.

"Oh dude, Alex gave me the tingles real hard"
"Did did he Krispy Kreame you again?"
"Oh yeah son, jym-lad john was there too"

by The Banter Master 69 January 4, 2017

Krispy Kreme

When you jizz in a sock and let it dry for at least 36 hours, then eat the sock.

Mr Pizza Coley- “Hey man, you had any Krispy Kreme lately?”
-Two-Holes- “Yeah Man, but I’ve got to wait another 12 hours or it’s considered a froggy-fresh.”

by Jimmy Two-Holes November 18, 2019

krispy kreme

a round,preferably large person. used as a nickname.

Hey krispy kreme, go home and eat a donut!

by blitzkreig bopper December 27, 2006

krispy kreme eyes

High as fuck and your eyes are glazed over like a krispy kreme donut.

Holy shit peters has got those krispy kreme eyes..lookin glossy as fuck.

by pioneers89 December 4, 2009

Jesus Krispies

The second greatest expletive phrase in the world. For those times when "Jesus Christ!" doesn't fit, and "Fuck!" doesn't either.

"Jesus Krispies! That man is lacking an eye and wants to kill me!"
"Well, I guess I'll just hit him with this conveniently nearby silver candleholder."

by Edgar Freemantle March 14, 2010

Rice Krispy Treat

When you're taking a crap and the turd makes a crackling sound as it exits your bunghole.

I dropped a Rice Krispy Treat in the thundermug this morning.It sounded like the turd was bubblewrapped.

by wolfbait51 May 8, 2011