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Kia

n. A smol silver/grey haired neko with class plus sass at the age of 21 and most importantly extreme self pride. Despite her prideful efforts, people often fail to acknowledge that she too is also a woman. She is just as much as involved in her hubris, as much as she is involved in her neko side as well as her neko habits. What do you mean she doesn't have neko traits?!

She has cat ears for crying out loud! Her tail however....That's actually a mystery. But people should still love her regardless. Males specifically. They are so quick to back off when they find a woman like her. Also she likes red. So if you see this lovely 3 inch woman, give her a rose and see how the smol cat reacts.
Ex.1:

Boyfriend: Hi my name is Boyfriend and this is my jerk of a failed Quinder Date, Kia

Kia: WTF did you just call me?! It's not my fault you were afraid to hookup with me!

Boyfriend: See? This is why I don't like her.

Ex.2:

Kia: Hey Lia. I'm feeling cat-ish. Can I lay on your lap.

Lia: Of course, Kia!

Kia: Thanks.
by SparkleBagel75 July 17, 2022
mugGet the Kiamug.

Kia

I see you know it all. Iđź‘€kia
by Evalegit December 26, 2022
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KIA

She was blowing me in her Kia when her mother showed up and blew it off: That blow-job was KIA!
by bs55 October 15, 2017
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Skan-Kia

A symbol painted to tattooed on the nose of a Native American person to show in secret that once they can, they are going to leave all of their “friends” for they hate them.
Everyone of her friends wondered what was on her nose, but little did they know it is a Skan-Kia.
by A informed person February 12, 2022
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Matteo and Kia

P1: Hey look that couple are just like Matteo and Kia, it’s uncanny!
P2: I know they’re the so cute.
by supersillysausage July 19, 2024
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Kia Mary Wendy

Kia Mary Wendy is a shy, kind girl.she will be very quiet when you meet her but when she’s your friend she will be sweet and you’ll be friends forever! Kia Mary Wendy will always be a slowcoach as long as she lives!
She is named after her grandmothers!
Have you seen Kia Mary Wendy... shes so shy!
by Rosie_harris October 31, 2020
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Kia soul owner

Let’s go beat up that Kia soul owner, why? Because they are a Kia soul owner
by literal-gargoyle April 13, 2025
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