A Kevin

A blowjob performed under the poker table by a fellow player. The act should be inconspicuous and done in a way so as not to disrupt the flow of the poker game. The key to the technique is for the pleasurer to avoid hitting their head on the underside of the table, while still providing long oral strokes. The act should take place between hands or during a hand in which the pleasurer has folded.
We've been playing poker for hours...I could really go for a Kevin right about now.
by axc911 January 11, 2014
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Kevin

According to Hitchikker's Guide to the Galaxy: Any random entity that doesn't know nothin' about nothin'.
That guy is such a Kevin, I'm certain his IQ is straining to pass room temperature.
by hg11 June 29, 2009
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v. The act of hip-thrusting. The body is positioned in such a manner in which the movement of the pelvic muscles is maximized whereas the movement of the rest of the body is minimized. The hips are then thrusted back and forth in rapid succession. See HardGay.
After winning the epic warcraft match, Daniel kevined his monitor.
by BrandonY October 10, 2006
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A wooden dildo so girls will get splinters in their vaginas
My grandma used her kevin last night... it was hot I wasn't really sure if she was moaning of screaming out of pain but i liked it ∠( ᐛ 」∠)_
by cr3my testicle October 11, 2019
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a guy that will seem like a great guy but will later back stab you and deny everything. according to him it will always be your fault.
have you seen the ass kevin?
by bitchy like always May 06, 2009
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A Kevin

A person who comes to an illogical conclusion based on irrelevant evidence.
Person 1: My doctor just called me and asked me to come and talk to him tomorrow about my STD test....

Person 2: Dude! Do you think you’re pregnant?

Person 1: No you idiot. Don’t do “a Kevin”.
by Bradllie July 20, 2018
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Someone who is into Fembots. Wants to make love to them and lusts after them. Mainly Arcee from Transformers.
by the god Primus March 28, 2010
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