Get the Kevinmug. Coolest man around if you’re with Kevin then you know he has a big Dick ladies love Kevin as he is always ready to pull out his big Kevin
by Bigdickhurts April 22, 2019
Get the Kevinmug. by ieezsooperawzumninja(= February 8, 2010
Get the Kevinmug. A Kevin is a type of guy that one could probably catch watching bizarre movies like Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers. The typical Kevin spends most of his time looking for a female (or male) counterpart to explore pornographic fantasies with him.
These fantasies include, but are limited to:
Orgies (MMF, FFM, etc....etc.)
Double penetration
Titty fucking
Sadomasochism
A Kevin often asks strangely obvious questions to the female (or male) he is courting. Sometimes it is easy for the Kevin to fall into complete obsession. At this point, the prey of the said Kevin should immediately cut all possible contact to avoid being exposed to any infectious matter. If such exposure does occur, the afflicted individual must be hospitalized over night.
These fantasies include, but are limited to:
Orgies (MMF, FFM, etc....etc.)
Double penetration
Titty fucking
Sadomasochism
A Kevin often asks strangely obvious questions to the female (or male) he is courting. Sometimes it is easy for the Kevin to fall into complete obsession. At this point, the prey of the said Kevin should immediately cut all possible contact to avoid being exposed to any infectious matter. If such exposure does occur, the afflicted individual must be hospitalized over night.
1.
"You alive?"
"That's such a Kevin thing to say..."
2.
"You look indisposed. Have you been exposed to a Kevin lately?"
"You alive?"
"That's such a Kevin thing to say..."
2.
"You look indisposed. Have you been exposed to a Kevin lately?"
by verysweet10B April 18, 2010
Get the Kevinmug. A blowjob performed under the poker table by a fellow player. The act should be inconspicuous and done in a way so as not to disrupt the flow of the poker game. The key to the technique is for the pleasurer to avoid hitting their head on the underside of the table, while still providing long oral strokes. The act should take place between hands or during a hand in which the pleasurer has folded.
by axc911 January 11, 2014
Get the A Kevinmug. According to Hitchikker's Guide to the Galaxy: Any random entity that doesn't know nothin' about nothin'.
by hg11 June 29, 2009
Get the Kevinmug. v. The act of hip-thrusting. The body is positioned in such a manner in which the movement of the pelvic muscles is maximized whereas the movement of the rest of the body is minimized. The hips are then thrusted back and forth in rapid succession. See HardGay.
by BrandonY October 10, 2006
Get the kevinmug.