While driving, furiously texting some trivial nonsense to your friends while you plow full-tilt into the car ahead that is stopped for a school bus, traffic light, etc. Best done in broad daylight on a straight, flat road with a half-mile visibility. Often caused by poor parenting skills, poor diet, or failure to take your meds because you sold them to classmates so you could have money to buy better, illegal drugs.
by bumpdraft December 5, 2012
Get the Kamikaze Textingmug. A sexual act in which a Japanese male lathers himself up in lubricant and suspends himself from the ceiling. He then proceeds to fall from the ceiling and yelling "kamikaze" before falling into the girls vagina. The end result is a very painful and awkward landing that may yield infertility.
Me and this Asian chick did the Japanese kamikaze last night. My mom walked in confused, as she had heard intense screaming, and her lube was all gone. The next day I was sent to a counselor for mental help.
by wtf56 December 19, 2013
Get the Japanese kamikazemug. A pick-up attempt doomed to fail. Usually occurs when the person being picked-up has much higher mate value than the one making the attempt (e.g., much hotter). Clearly, it's a suicide mission.
Jenn: Is that guy really trying to talk to those models?!?
Krisi: Kamikaze come-on. Sooooo not gonna work.
Krisi: Kamikaze come-on. Sooooo not gonna work.
by cherryblossom July 11, 2009
Get the kamikaze come-onmug. N.) An ad that pops up after you close another ad, webpage, window, etc.
A.) kamikaze added
The act of being kamikaze added.
Background:
A common marketing tactic in the online world nowadays is, when a person clicks on a web page, a certain element is loaded, or a web page is closed, a new one is opened. This can result in endless loops of ads, where closing one simply opens another. In common terms, it's a big fucking load of bullshit topped off with a dingleberry cherry. Any company that uses this tactic deserves to go bankrupt and its employees shot on the spot.
A.) kamikaze added
The act of being kamikaze added.
Background:
A common marketing tactic in the online world nowadays is, when a person clicks on a web page, a certain element is loaded, or a web page is closed, a new one is opened. This can result in endless loops of ads, where closing one simply opens another. In common terms, it's a big fucking load of bullshit topped off with a dingleberry cherry. Any company that uses this tactic deserves to go bankrupt and its employees shot on the spot.
by dictionary man 101 October 7, 2010
Get the kamikaze admug. When you have a bowl for a bong and you roll a joint. Put the joint in first then add weed around it so you have a full bowl. Light the joint and smoke it till it reaches the bowl and keep going till it’s done.
by Edger6969111 January 27, 2019
Get the Kamikaze bowlmug. Sex move where multiple men surround a girl and jerk off, but instead of cumming on her face they aim upwards, ejaculating all over themselves and their own faces as she watches
by Dicksplatter February 2, 2023
Get the Kamikaze Bukkakemug. The kamikaze position is when a female is on her back naked and has her hips thrusted up in a position where her vagina is open. Then the male host gets on top of a ladder, completely naked, and swings around and around on a ceiling fan three times until he yells bonsai and dives onto the female host penis first and penetrates her vagina like a kamikaze pilot would when sinking a ship.
Did you know that Forest can do the kamikaze position perfectly with Jenny. She said it felt as if Japan had given her the best penetration she had ever felt.
by Eston555855 December 12, 2020
Get the The kamikaze positionmug.