Kaden

a guy who only plays video games and sits at home to jack off and do nothing and he likes to send his dick pics to his closest friend only to get mad at them when they get mad at him for sending them

guy 1: "you hear what kaden did over the weekend?"
guy 2: "sit on his ass and jack off yeah i did"
guy 1: "no he sent his dick pics to his bestfriend"
guy 2: "oh my god"

by oiuthkjhlkh April 25, 2023

kaden

a bitch that sucks at soccer probably toxic and will do anything to be on top.

your such a kaden!

by Takreem Merkaat July 24, 2020

Kaden

A retard who does anything you tell him even if it hurts him. He is hot headed and very stubborn if he doesn't get his way. He doesn't know how to take no for an answer, and if I were you I would get away from all Kadens as soon as possible

Person 1: Hey kaden, go jump off the roof. I'll give you a dollar.
Kaden: Nah man, I'll do it for free.

by Trentdawg October 10, 2019

Kaden

A young man who likes getting his asshole demolished by traps.

Kaden had 5 orgasms when shoving ice cubes up his asshole.

by XNXNXXNNX August 25, 2020

Kaden

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Kaden is really cool!

by Nedak gaming 123 November 25, 2021

Kaden

Kaden is a hot headed son of a b he doesn't know when to stop and will do anything you tell him for money. If he doesn't get his way he will throw a literal temper tantrum and cry until you give up and buy him even more food. He is not someone you want to be around.

Person 1:Hey Kaden, go jump off the roof. I'll give you a dollar
Kaden: Nah man, I'll do it for free

by Trentdawg October 10, 2019

Kaden

A fucking loser who lives in his moms basement. Constantly playing video games. Love beating off. And has absolutely no life.

I don’t wanna be a Kaden

by TopNotch Mistake August 5, 2019