jump grenade

To occupy (especially through sexual activity) a hot chick's ugly friend so that your friend can score with the hot one

Hey, Kevin, you mind jumping grenade so I can hook up with the hottie in red?

by diatribe September 27, 2002

jump bad

'to start sh*t', 'to confront/challenge'

"He's a little light in the ass to jump bad this way"

by McClintock February 21, 2007

jump drive

a term used by the computer illiterate to describe a flash drive.

Computer illiterate person: "Let me get my jump drive so we can navigate the world wide web."
Normal person: "STFU. It's called a flash drive."

by sixtyninesofine July 17, 2010

go jump in a lake

Mind your own business or a nicer way of saying "get the hell out of here."

Oh look Johnny is here again "hey Johnny I thought I told you to go jump in a lake."

by yimmys85 November 12, 2015

Jump Off My Clit

Another way for a female to say fuck off

Jack ass: Where you going?
Me: Nun'ya
Jack ass: When you going to be back?
Me: When I get back
Jack ass: Who are you going out with?
Me: Damn nigga, Jump off my clit!!!

by 2nasty4u2do June 25, 2006

jump your bones

to have sexual intercourse

"god, you make me wanna jump your bones"

"wow, i'd jump her/his bones"

by Johnboy53 January 14, 2008

Joy Jump

Noun: A friend who offers blindingly honest and ridiculously logical advice. Someone who tells people the things they often don't want to hear.

Other definition: a somnambulist ninja.

I was sure sleeping with my coworker wasn't a bad idea, but luckily my friend turned Joy Jump on me and made me see the light.

by Kwame Beauvais January 15, 2009