i was just joshing your bagles!
by hellomotherf**ker July 16, 2011
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1. Taking up chess, pool, bowling, and overeating as hobbies
2. Watching a Drake and Josh marathon
3.Attacking someone or something in a crazy mad way
2. Watching a Drake and Josh marathon
3.Attacking someone or something in a crazy mad way
Me and my friends are going to get joshish at the bowling alley after school.
Im going to get really joshish on you if you dont watch out.
Im going to get really joshish on you if you dont watch out.
by The Josh September 21, 2004
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to tell a lie which has not point whatsoever...
or to get extra attention for 5 minutes...
also a pet name for the biggest gaylord in all of new zealand...
to tell a lie which has not point whatsoever...
or to get extra attention for 5 minutes...
also a pet name for the biggest gaylord in all of new zealand...
Josh: Yeah, I'm moving to Christchurch
Josh's G/f: OMG NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Me: Thank the lord....
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Josh: Yeah, my mum is half Arab...
Me: Serious?
Josh: Yeah...
Josh's Dad: No, she's fully Scottish...
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Classic Joshie:
Josh: MY LIFE SUCKS!!!
Me: What a loser...
Josh's G/f: OMG NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Me: Thank the lord....
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Josh: Yeah, my mum is half Arab...
Me: Serious?
Josh: Yeah...
Josh's Dad: No, she's fully Scottish...
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Classic Joshie:
Josh: MY LIFE SUCKS!!!
Me: What a loser...
by josh is gay November 9, 2008
Get the joshie mug.1. The leader. The one in the work or other social circle that swags the most when walking. Typically the Joshtimus rocks ballin' ass shit like dope ass watches and tie clips. Usually a male, but female's can also be the Joshtimus of their clique. He or she always has leather interior in their vehicles. They are highly regarded and desired.
2. A guy in his 30's that loves Transformers, especially Optimus Prime. He is likely to have subtle remnants of his Optimus affection such as metal decals (usually on tie clips or vehicles). He is also likely to have an Optimus Prime helmet and images of Transformers on his Facebook page.
3. A DJ that keeps the crowd moving and kicks bitches off the stage for doing dumb shit.
2. A guy in his 30's that loves Transformers, especially Optimus Prime. He is likely to have subtle remnants of his Optimus affection such as metal decals (usually on tie clips or vehicles). He is also likely to have an Optimus Prime helmet and images of Transformers on his Facebook page.
3. A DJ that keeps the crowd moving and kicks bitches off the stage for doing dumb shit.
"Yo, that Joshtimus is a Klinester, did you see how he swagged into the room and everyone got sucked in like a tractor beam?"
Chick- "Wow, who the hell was that wearing the Optimus Prime helmet?" Dude"Just a goofy ass Joshtimus trying to relive the childhood he didn't have"
"That drunk bitch put her hand on Joshtimus' DJ equipment and next thing you know security was dragging her ass out. Most people know better than to touch a Joshtimus' shit!"
Chick- "Wow, who the hell was that wearing the Optimus Prime helmet?" Dude"Just a goofy ass Joshtimus trying to relive the childhood he didn't have"
"That drunk bitch put her hand on Joshtimus' DJ equipment and next thing you know security was dragging her ass out. Most people know better than to touch a Joshtimus' shit!"
by Midjesus January 30, 2014
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