Jerry Berries

(1990's, possibly earlier)

1. A type of high-quality marijuana, named in honor of Grateful Dead frontman, Jerry Garcia.

2. Any high-grade marijuana sold as small buds.

Commonly used by Phish fans and modern hippies. Popular in Vermont.

"That guy with the dreads is selling northern lights and Jerry Berries."

"Look at the crystals on these Jerry Berries! Dank nugs, bro."

by Menk November 29, 2006

Jerry Lawler

Once great wrestler, now a perverted old man. He had a feud with Andy Kauffman. His nickname is "The King" or "King".

J.R.: Bah Gawd, King! That sum bitch kane just chokeslamed Matt Hardy!

King: I wanna see Lita's puppies!

by Yo Momma December 28, 2004

Jerry Springer therapy

The act of watching the Jerry Springer (or other funny, yet tragic) show to feel better about yourself.

Buddy: Why do you look so happy, you have a sausage gut and you just found out your girlfriend was cheating on you with all your friends.

Guy: At least I was smart enough to use a jimmy-hat and dumped her ass before she got preggo with a bastard child. And, things could be worse. I could be stuck in a love triangle with a gay midget and a tranny Hulk Hogan lookalike.

Buddy: Somebody's been getting his Jerry Springer therapy...

Guy: Works wonders...

by Chonch Monkey January 8, 2011

Jordyn

Beautiful sexy perfectest girl ever! Beautiful, soft hair and BEAUTIFUL eyes. Seriously you get lost in them Everytime you look into them for a SECOND. She is so nice and kind and no matter what happens she always smiles and her smile is so contagious it's epidemic. Her laugh is so cute and her voice is so adorable and perfect and on top of all this she has a perfect body. Her hugs are so nice they fix everything and take you to a paradise where you are at peace with yourself. Hardest girl to not fall in love with. Her hyper, funny, cute personality always melts my heart she is so perfect if you haven't already seen by all this TRUTH.

Who's Jordyn?? Did you really just say that???? She is the Best most perfectest person in the whole wide world and I ain't lying. When I hold her she takes me to a place I have never been so comfortable of and I love her so much. Every flaw she has makes me love her more and I can't stop loving her and I wont. (Davin's friend)" damn alright chill you don't need to rant off about her." (Davin) I will rant off cus i cant say how much I love her but I will still try

by Davios435 December 8, 2018

Jordyn Woods

Kylie Jenner's best friend who accidentally touched Kylie's older sister Khloe Khardashian's boyfriend's pee pee. The man involved, Tristan Thomson, also accidentally touched her and the two accidentally started grabbing each other passionately and accidentally locked lips and such.

No, I do not think the Kardashians are great people (maybe Kendall is an exception), so both Jordyn and they suck dick, really.

(Jordyn Woods's shitty rhapsody)

Kylie: here, Jordyn, some socks for you.
Jordyn: thanks! :-*
*later*
Jordyn: Oh yes Tristan! Yesssssss!!!
Media: Tristan caught cheating on Khloe with Jordyn, so sad, boo-hoo. :(
Kylie: *takes previously given socks back and flips Jordyn off* you snake!
Jordyn: It wAs AlcoHOL!1!

by Emmy_Lee.Lee February 26, 2019

Jarryn

Jarryn is the type of guy who is extremely respectful and kind. He knows what he wants and he goes after it. He is very funny and creative. He loves animals and is a little bit of a nerd (in a cute way) He’s a very attractive man and attracts many but he will only choose the one who gets to his heart softly.

Jarryn and Heaven. Same thing.

by Erwin June 9, 2019

that's some jerry springer shit

Anyone with the qualifications to be on the Jerry Springer Show.

a slut having a sexual relationship with two brothers. people with low morals and standards, for example, that whore has fucked every inbred redneck in the hills and the trailer park, which one of you 18 men is my baby's daddy? that's some Jerry Springer shit.

by sheila stiletto September 25, 2013