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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann "Smack" Bach & Mohandas "Karachi" Gandhi; The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Johannes

the sexiest man all i could say. hes amazing, he has a big dick he just doesnt admit it. if u ever see Johannes in ur life, better watch out cuz he has already gf for sure. his gf would throw fangs at every who trying hit him. hes perfect man ull ever find ur life, Johannes stands for perfection, hes just perfect any guy could be. the funniest, and the kindest person. hes a keeper and his handsome looks, oh me
Girl: Damnit why u make my heart race
Johannes: Only for you babe
by CrazyForJohannes July 24, 2022
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ea johanne

Is a girls name with red hair and blue eyes, she's very self confident, strong and sexy. And really really smart.
1. That person is so self confident and strong.
2. Yeh, don't forget sexy.
3. She's almost an Ea Johanne.
3. No way to be an Ea Johanne you have to be smart and clever too, that girl just punched the biggest kid in school. I really don't think so.
by ItsTheSmartOne February 24, 2017
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Tiebe johannes

Tiebe johannes gave me the best sloppy ive ever had, i almost died it was that good.
by Tiedejouanipa February 5, 2025
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Johannes

the sexiest man all i could say. hes amazing, he has a big dick he just doesnt admit it. if u ever see Johannes in ur life, better watch out cuz he has already gf for sure. his gf would throw fangs at every who trying hit him. hes perfect man ull ever find ur life, Johannes stands for perfection, hes just perfect any guy could be. the funniest, and the kindest person. hes a keeper and his handsome looks, oh me
Girl: Damnit why u make my heart race
Johannes: Only for you babe
by CrazyForJohannes July 24, 2022
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Johann

He is a Nasty Boy and loves to sleep forever and is very romantic and has a big D and a sexy ass but a very messy room ;)
He’s messy he must be a Johann
by Johann.. November 21, 2021
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