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Iver Johannes Hoff

A very attractive male, who has an over average sized penis, and totally not under average. How do you even messure the average penis size, how is that possible? Iver messured once and it was very over average, at least 2mm. I think...
Wow you are so perfect, you must be an Iver Johannes Hoff!
by Iver Johannes Hoff March 10, 2022
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Johanne

Johanne is hot person, Who is also a good friend. She is loyal and kind, and sometimes has a bit attitude
“Johanne is my friend
“Omg you’re so lucky Johanne is amazing
by Sejegås3 September 22, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann "Smack" Bach & Mohandas "Karachi" Gandhi; The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Johannes

the sexiest man all i could say. hes amazing, he has a big dick he just doesnt admit it. if u ever see Johannes in ur life, better watch out cuz he has already gf for sure. his gf would throw fangs at every who trying hit him. hes perfect man ull ever find ur life, Johannes stands for perfection, hes just perfect any guy could be. the funniest, and the kindest person. hes a keeper and his handsome looks, oh me
Girl: Damnit why u make my heart race
Johannes: Only for you babe
by CrazyForJohannes July 24, 2022
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Johannes

This young man is very ugly and his parents dont love him. He will never find a girlfriend in his life (like me) and always be a lonely person.
Hallo ich bin Johannes, wie geht es dir Simon mein Freund?!
by >Johannes December 5, 2022
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Johann Nepomuk

A person who is the most actractive guy in the friend group
Wow he wears Timberlands! What a Johann Nepomuk
by chiefkeefsosa69 February 2, 2024
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Johannes Can

Johannes is a beautiful men you will never find somebody like and he has the biggest dick in the world and he is the best skater of all time all the girls chase him because he is so cool
Look theres Johannes Can I heard that he is a Cool Skater Boy and He has a big dick
by JohannesVan August 16, 2022
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