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jiffy kid.

a grody, barefoot, baddly dressed, child.
the kid who hang out at the jiffy stores and marts is a jiffy kid.
by vnicoleex3 May 2, 2010
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Jiffy Noob

Jiffy Noob: Your coolant is bad, I will replace it for $99
Marta: No thanks.

Jiffy Noob: Actually, half the coolant is gone. When I checked it, I forgot it’s under pressure and it is now coating the shop floor.
by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018
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Jiffy Tube

The TV that is at Jiffy Lube on the wall of the waiting area. No one is entertained by it. The remote sits in plain sight, yet no one dares to change the channel in fear someone else is watching it. Asking to change it is not an option because Mike, sitting on the other couch in white New Balances is on his Otterbox-covered iPhone 4S yelling at his son Timmy for being a lazy fuck and never getting off his Nintendo.
Man: your oil needs to be changed.

Man 2: fuck! I hate having to sit there and watch the Jiffy Tube.
by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018
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Jiffy

I’ll be there in a jiffy to give them all a stiffy
by SKEET SKEET MF DAWG April 16, 2019
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jiffy pop

A discreet metaphor for smoking marijuana.

The term was popularized by the famous Tampa Bay shock-jock Bubba the Love Sponge as a radio friendly way to talk about getting high when marijuana was illegal. Inspired by the famous foil panned Jiffy Pop popcorns’ commercial jingle - “gather round the Jiffy Pop”.
BUBBA : “Hey Manson, where are Ned and tuddle?”

MANSON: “I think they’re cooking some Jiffy Pop.”

BUBBA: “Tell em to bring it in the studio I’m starving!!!”
by Dean Gallberry May 18, 2019
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Jiffy Up

to try to persuade someone to do something or to hurry them, especially when they do not really feel like it
You can do this! Jiffy up!
by Bogland June 7, 2019
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Jiffy

American slang term for someone in the deep south who loves peanut butter. Often used as a pejorative.
He always eats peanut butter and banana sandwiches for lunch. Must come from jiffy family.
by TheGr8Baz00 May 30, 2017
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