Jetta

A stylishly hip automobile with a non-gender bias. Often times confused as a car strictly for women by men who are unsure of their sexuality.

There goes Jordan in his Jetta. I'm glad to see he isn't having a sexual identity crisis.

by Bungalow Bill June 28, 2002

Jetta

A female New York Jets Fan. how you address another female jets fan.

Michelle, Heather and Kristine are meeting up with other Jettas at this week's tailgate.

by EL CHAPO JET MYSTERIO June 24, 2016

Jetta

A sedan made by Volkswagen, or the literal expression of God, the almighty.

Praise the Jetta...





Touch it.

by #4 February 1, 2005

Jettajet

(1)Likes to correct others grammar or punctuation in an online forum or blog, not realising that they are infact being made fun of.

(2)A retarted person who likes to insult others, but usualy get insulted themselves for being a retard.

Forum participant 1: My Mazda6 has the best tyres ever!

Forum participant 2: You fool! Here in America they are called Tires, not Tyres! Learn to spell!

Forum participant 1: No you jettajet retard, I am from England so we call them Tyres here. This forum is worldwide, jackass! Stupid jettajet.

Forum participant 3: Yes everyone hates a jettajet.

by Fall Flat September 9, 2008

jhetto

Jhetto is turning an object or product of value into something ghetto unintentionally by adapting it with low-end products or objects.

Chris: Damn, organic aronia berry juice and everclear is awesome!
Ricardo: Dude, that's jhetto.

by Luizinhos September 5, 2008

jetpool

To share a private jet with other executives, even from a different company. Like carpooling, but more classy.

Those Detroit big 3 douchebags should have shown some need for the money they asked and at least have jetpooled to the Capitol hill.

by veekoo December 9, 2008

Jetson

V.

When someone leaves only a small amount of money, food, etc. from you gigantic supply and takes the rest for themselves.

Inspired from the 1970's Hanna-Barbara cartoon The Jetsons theme song, where George whips out his wallet for his wife to go to rhe grocery store and pulls out a few dollars for her. In response, she takes the whole damn wallet.

My uncle just Jetsoned the 64 pack of cokes last night. I only have 4 cokes now...

by ninelives900 March 3, 2017