jersey turnpuking

The combination of being drunk and very dizzy from doing the "jersey turnpike" that causes one to boot.

"How was that party Friday?"
"It was terrible man, one minute I was jersey turnpiking this chick, the next minute I was jersey turnpuking my brains out. It all happened so fast."

by str3@kerZ January 5, 2012

Jesella

The sweetest, most kind girl you'll ever meet. She is beautiful and smart. Has lots of friends and very loving. She is definitely a leader and lives taking charge. She is independent and thinks for herself.

Got to get you a Jesella.
Made up of her fathers name Jesus
Her mothers name Ellen
Jesella!!!
The best daughter
The best sister
The best friend

That Jesella, she is a firecracker!!

by Cowgirl30.em February 20, 2017

Jesse Holt

A sexy dude who wears his Heart on his sleeve. He has a huge heart. If you find a Jesse Holt, sorry ladies and gents. .... He's. Taken. But maybe someday they will replicate him :)

Fuck around and find out!! But you never. Will.

Damn... Wish Jesse Holt was single. I need. Me one of those.

by F$ckaround&f$nd@ut January 15, 2023

new jersey jerky

It is where a girls gives a man a very severe handy until his dick starts to blister up. Then she proceeds to shit on his dick and rub it until it looks like beef jerky.

It was amazing last night, my girl gave me a new jersey jerky.

by Boner Forest May 16, 2015

Red Bank, New Jersey

A blue collar borough of Central New Jersey that's a mix of urban and suburban that's close to Staten Island and the Jersey Shore. Red Bank contains a lot of everything. From hipsters to Spanish speakers, to quieter neighborhoods to an intense night life; this town is quintessential New Jersey! Don't travel at night along Shrewsbury Ave though, you'll more than surely get robbed! To get to Red Bank, you can take the car and travel on the Garden State Parkway or Route 35. Nj Transit's North Jersey Coast Line also passes through Red Bank. Btw, Kevin Smith, director of Clerks, Mallrats and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back to name a few, is from here.

Random guy: Yo, look down West Front Street. I think another bar fight spilled out into the street. That shit must have started in Fixx. Damn Red Bank, New Jersey is crazy!

by NjAllDay July 14, 2015

Jersey massage

To physically assault someone, either with your fists or with a weapon, such as a baseball bat, pool cue, axe handle or pipe; in simple terms, a beatdown. The "Jersey" part of the phrase is a slang term for the State of New Jersey in the United States. Residents of New Jersey are known for being a bit more "physical" than most Americans when it comes to resolving disputes...

When I walked out of the bar and saw some scumbag pissing on the side of my car, I gave him a Jersey massage that he'll never forget.

by Led Zeppole March 11, 2004

Jesse de Silva

the hottest 18th-century guy around! deep brown eyes, white scar on his eyebrow, VERY impressive abs, ... transparent body... (well, not anymore)

Jesse de Silva is like, on the top 10 list of hottest boys on earth! He's from the mediator series by Meg Cabot, and i LOVE him! i know he's not real, but i really did fall for the guy!!

"his voice! so deep, it seemed to reverberate down my spine. it was Jesse's voice alright, but suddenly, it was in surround sound, it was THX..." - the mediator 6 - meg cabot
"never had I been so aware of the way his dark hair curled against the back of his tanned neck; the deep brown of his eyes; the whiteness of his teeth; the strength in those long legs as he knelt down beside me..." - the mediator 6 - meg cabot

me: *writes I¢¾JDS* somewhere
friend: who's JDS?
me: Jesse de Silva! i love Jesse de Silva!!

by hOtnSpiCY92 June 11, 2006