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Jensen lukas

Can be a poes from time to time. Always think they are strong, and intelligent when they have the body of a sizzled crippled capuchin and mind of a Branden

They can be nice but that only happens at about twice a decade. If he wants to fight, dont fight, he'll only hurt himself

Also a typical stoner with no life whatsoever. Smokes every day because he knows no one loves him.
"Wait, Is that Jensen Lukas?"

"Yep, he looks kaffer dronk"
by anonymous March 16, 2021
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alissa jensen

A prostitute crackhead who buys crack by the ounce from jezebell
by Drifty scopy June 24, 2016
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jensen

tristian drasculas little sister her sister buys me dip
jensens sister is cooler than her
by rebel child October 15, 2015
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Mikkel ellegaard jensen

Beavo look a like. Has had the same haircut since birth. Mikkel ellegaard jensen is a background character who thinks he´s important. Mikkel ellegaard jensen aka Mikkel is also someone who is just there inhaling our oxygen and is a waste of space. BTW Mikkel is also best friends with the canteen lady.
OMG that no-one is a mikkel
Oh shit someone is breathing out Co2 what the hell
Jesus christ. I didnt see you there mikkel, u scared me
Someone not being see or heard is a mikkel ellegaard jensen
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jensen

jensen (Verb irregular German)

The verb "jensen" (German) usually means that a jensing teammate waits until the opponent in a video game is so low on health that the person who is jensing only needs to inflict one more point of damage to the opponent player for him to die or lose a point. The "jenser" therefore gets the point or kill, and the teammate who actually did the work only gets the so-called "assist." The practice of "jensen" (German) is highly controversial and usually triggers discomfort and aggression among teammates of the person who "jensed"(German).
German Example: Ich habe gerade alle Gegner angeschossen. Du kannst mir nicht jeden einzelnen Gegner "jensen".
by bornsnyder August 21, 2025
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Jensen

A petty, jealous person. The type of person step on your foot and ask why you were standing there. An inconsiderate, self centered person lacking humility. Stay away from this kind of person.
A stop being a jensen and take accountability for your actions.
by pseudoscientificbs July 9, 2022
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Jensen

A man with many talents. Who loves to make other people happy but will easily let go of unfaithful and unloyal people.
This is a man who will give his all in any type of relationship.
A man who will give a women GREAT sex and will leave females begging for more.

He can also be very emotionless, but also has a fuse that cannot be stopped.
Once he is really comfortable with a person, he will trust them and rely on their loyalty.
He is very intelligent and struggles to leave unfinished business.
He also can't struggles to keep quiet and struggles to understand failure.
by B. F. Skinner November 22, 2021
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