Jason

1) A boy who's mind is too complex to ever fully understand. He's very sexual and has never been able to stay in a relationship for more than a month. But when he finds his real love, he will love her with all his power making his happiness dependent on her.
He's very horny and might pressure his girlfriend unknowingly to do things with him.
On the outside, he looks like your average perverted teenage boy but once you get to know him (really get to know him) you'll find a much vulnerable boy who aches for love.

2) A boy that you just can't bring yourself to dump.

3) The only name that can be spelled with the first letters of five months.
Example 1: I love Jason but I always feel pressured by him to have sex.

Example 2: I want to dump him but he's so Jason.

Example 3:

J - July

A - August

S- September

O - October

N - November
by Proxxy Aristocrat January 20, 2010
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You can't judge a Jason on his name alone. All Jason’s are different- some funny, some serious, some athletic, some couch potatoes. It entirely depends on which Jason you're referring to. All are different, as already said. Generalising a Jason on name alone won't do. Sure, it'll fit some Jason’s, but for the most part, the rest will not connect at all.

This doesn't apply to just Jason’s, obviously. Any name- generalising to anyone just won't do- from Samuel to Rebecca, all owners of names are completely different. That's what makes us unique as a species. That's the beauty of humanity- our diversity.
Person 1- Hey, did you see that guy? He's such a Jason!

Person 2- What does that even mean? They're all different
by Jaberjr May 13, 2017
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Jason is a joke
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Jason is some wannabe cool kid that watches hentai with his dog he loves Asian food if he can find any because he is poor he likes lonely depressed people and he always holds a grudge against everyone
yo Jason go watch hentai with your dog elsewhere
by kennyismyman November 12, 2018
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sucks big cocks. he just wants his dick up your pussy. wishes he had a big peepee.
man : jason is a big fuckboy
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jason is the funniest person you will ever meet. He will be your bestie forever and ever. And he is a GOD at basketball. He is a walking meme and everyone loves him for it. BUTTTTTTT if you make him mad, ALL HELL WILL BREAK LOOSE!!
WOAH THERE JASON!!!!
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Jason is a very kind hearted person. He can be shy at many times and you think he's a total creep until you really get to know him. He is crushing on this one girl that he can't possibly get over. He is very loyal and would sacrifice everything for his friends and family. His thoughts in his head keep killing him and killing him. He also sometimes overthinks things. He jokes around a lot but can be very serious when needed. You might not tell from his outside but he is a very smart person. He doesn't like crowds and lots of people. He is more of a simple yet hard to understand person. No one in the world would ever begin to figure out what is in his thoughts. Jason is a wonderful man.
There's Jason! *sigh*, what an admirable person.
by 3.6Roentgen April 22, 2022
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