shitter jackers

when something bad happens...
you can always rely on saying the comforting phrase SHITTER JACKERS. It started with cracker jackers then crapper jackers then spread on to infect the word shit.

Oh shitter jackers, i fell down the stairs and bled out my eyes!

by scarscar February 19, 2009

dog jacker

Someone who’s jacks off dogs

Justin is called a dog jacker because he got caught jacking off gunner

by JT rodilo February 22, 2021

Swagger Jacker

Someone who steals another individuals swag or style

Guy 1 : You look fly homie
Guy2 : I know
Guy 1 : That guy is dreesed the same as you man
Guy2 : He is a fucking swagger jacker lets jump him

by Joe Boy Tell em May 28, 2009

Cracker Jacker

A person who only goes for white people.

I'm a curry grinder but Jammie here, is a Cracker Jacker . She wants Ryan's 4 inch dick.

by misunderstood destroyer January 27, 2017

cracker jacker

A white man that chronically masturbates

Armand: hey tommy did hear about trenner?
Tommy: no, what happened?
Armand: he's a cracker jacker XD!

by afilthyrwner September 2, 2009

ass jacker

Someone who lubes up his dick and uses his girlfriend's ass cheek to rub the head against while he jerks off.

David totally jerked off on my ass this morning!
No way!
Yeah, he greased it up and everything!
Wow! Your boyfriend is totally a pervy ass jacker!
I know! It's really hot!

by IheartJewishDick July 2, 2011

Printer Jacker

Someone who steals your prints

Man there is a printer jacker in our office.

by Sherri Waters June 19, 2008