JOE

Acronym for Jerks Off Everyday.

This is JOE. Don't mind him. He Jerks Off Everyday.

by authOOr August 8, 2006

Joe

Coffee! Generally an affectionate term used by coffee lovers.

"I'm heading to the kitchen to get me a cup of joe"

by tea chest February 26, 2006

The Joe

Of the male species Joe. Involves the act of hot sweaty naughty sex. Drives around blasting The Misfits.

I got some of the Joe last nite.

by grumpybear April 8, 2003

Joeing

Joeing is the particular act of two or more straight, strictly heterosexual, men all getting together and performing oral sex on one another, and in some cases, having full sexual intercourse.

Afterward, they talk about sports together for roughly 10 to 15 minutes, then they all go about their day like nothing ever happened.

Co-worker 1: We all went Joeing at Nick's house on our lunch break yesterday.

Co-worker 2: Wow fag, are you gay?!

Co-worker 1: No its whatever, it was just Joeing

by EthanFBM May 25, 2010

Joe

Amazing dude, who everybody loves, usually with black hait which is quite straight.

Dude You are so lucky to be Joe.

by seymour-butts May 26, 2010

Joe

The biggest fucking unit known to man. Not to be mistaken with Joe Mama, Joe is always up for a scrap, often intimidating and threatening passerby’s to see who is willing to take him on.

“Dude, I almost got in a fight with Joe last night”
“Be careful, dude, Joe is a fucking unit and could take a little twink like you down in less than a second bro.”
“Bro thanks for the advice bro”
“No problem bro, you know I love you”
“Bro...”

by Fanny means Bum October 8, 2019

Joe

Joe is a mysterious man that no one really knows or understands. All we know about this mystery man is that his last name is Mama.

Friend: "Have you met Joe yet?"
You: "Who's Joe?"
Friend: "JoE MaMa."

by Cloudram October 10, 2019