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sock of jiz

A way of describing a guy whos only interested in explicit pictures or sexting, but has no intention of actually hooking up.

Someone who is bold on snapchat, but doesn't initiate anything in person.
"How are things going with Derek?"
"He's being such a sock of jiz, he only hits me up when hes horny"
by taylxxr October 30, 2021
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crack jiz

The white crusties you get around your mouth when you're smoking crack ,have really dry mouth, and sucking dicks
Wipe that crack jiz off your mouth bro, it looks like you just got done sucking on a dick
by Mr.Fixzer September 3, 2022
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Jiz

JimmyJiz!
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Jiz

JussyKiss
JimmyJiz!
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Jiz

No Jiz
by Hunter Drone 322 March 28, 2021
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JIZ-PLANK

JIZ-PLANK is a person who participates in podcasts ( an audio or video program distributed online) but will always sell-out the podcast host, without notice. Usually, the Jiz-Plank is motivated by the desire to kiss up to bullshit celebrities. JIZ-PLANKS lack integrity and are willing to fuck over their own family for a chance to kiss a celebrity's anus cavity.
"Hey Elizabeth, what have you been up to? Are you still Jiz-Plank-ing whenever you get a chance?" "Oh yeah... I love selling friends down the river. Especially if it means I get a chance to eat out Ryan Reynolds' stanky anus cavity. "

"That's great, Elizabeth but it seems like you suck and should go eat a bag of dicks!"
by CHINA STUMP October 12, 2025
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JIZ-ZIKI SAUCE

Eating so much tzatziki sauce in hopes of shooting jiz-ziki sauce
If I could live in the woods and produce my own jiz-Ziki sauce for sustenance Jared and I would live there forever
by Ezeman March 6, 2024
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