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Jiffy

Jiffy is a word that when used should always be followed up with a wedgie.
Hey Dale, I'll be back in a Jiffy...(ripping underwear sound!)
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Jiffy

Australian / Kiwi sexual slang: the unique combination of hand/foot-job or felatio where one’s member is slathered with popular Australasian cleaning product Jif. “Jif’s unique creamy formula contains 100% natural particles lubricating, and purportedly heightening and extending, the experience.”
Lucozade: Aww maaate, jelly-armed myself the bestest Jiffy on way to the gym just now. Those 100% natural particles and mild abrasives really hit the spot!

Ricksickle: Sounds like a classic Jiffy bro, quite partial to one myself.

Michael: Guess you won’t need to chalk up then Lulu, now shuddup and get on the wall - we’re not here to fuck spiders!
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Jiffy

A jiffy is a unit of time: 0.0000000000033357 seconds or (3.3357x10^-11) or (3.3357 times 10 to the power of minus 11).

So named for the length it takes for light to travel 1 centimetre in a vaccum.
by Tom Elgie October 12, 2016
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pickle jiffy

When ones penis finds itself in a jar of peanut butter
Eric Armentrout from Salem Virginia drunkinly woke up in a pickle jiffy
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Spiffy in a Jiffy

When you are on the road, stop at a gas station for a blowjob, and leave right as you jizz.
"Meet anyone special on your road trip?"
"No, but some girl at a gas station gave me a Spiffy in a Jiffy."
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Jiffy

American slang term for someone in the deep south who loves peanut butter. Often used as a pejorative.
He always eats peanut butter and banana sandwiches for lunch. Must come from jiffy family.
by TheGr8Baz00 May 30, 2017
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