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Having a JFK

When you haven't been feeling the pot, and you close your eyes and get hit by all of it at once.
Person A: Hey man, I'm not really feeling this shit.
Person B: Oh, yeah?
Person A: Yeah, man. *closes eyes and leans back* Bro... I just felt it all at once.
Person B: Oh, sick, you're having a JFK!
by Harena November 8, 2019
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JFK

John Fortnite Kennedy, one of the best president America had. Sadly he passed away from ligma.
Damn, JFK had ligma. Ligma balls, gottem!
by scrimm August 28, 2018
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JFK some loser

when someone snipes someone in the head, often in a shooter game of sorts like COD, Fortnite, etc
I JUST JFK SOME LOSER LMFAO THIS GUY SUCKS BUTT
by Pizza Toppings June 20, 2023
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The JFK

The JFK is when you give sloppy or messy oral sexy in the back of a car, particularly in a convertible.
" dude, after dinner she gave me the JFK experience"
by D1CKNB@LLS December 9, 2022
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JFK

When you cum in a girl so hard it could have come out the top of her head
"I JFK ed in a girl so hard last night"
by Slowly Fucking March 15, 2017
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JFK assassination

When a man’s head explodes, staining his partner’s designer clothes with his bodily fluid.
My designer outfit got all stained in a JFK assassination. Kinda like Jackie-O in her pink Chanel.
by TK2000 November 15, 2023
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