JFK

When you go to the barber and get “a little off the top.” Similar to the 360 no scope delivered to former president John F. Kennedy by Lee Harvey Oswald.

“You getting a big haircut?”
“Nothing crazy, just a JFK.”

by Jerry Springer's Wet Daughter January 29, 2022

jfk

an abbreviation for "just fucking kidding"

Marc: Hey Stubby, have you lost weight?
Stubby: RAAAAAAGE!!! Omg, I have weighed the same for 2 years you jerk!
Marc: Chillax, I was jfk

by SterlsSwagger August 06, 2011

JFK

it means Just Fucking Kidding .

Yeah okay, that's why Samy cheated on you... JFK.

by Lilgoofyc February 13, 2018

JFK

John Fortnite Kennedy, one of the best president America had. Sadly he passed away from ligma.

Damn, JFK had ligma. Ligma balls, gottem!

by scrimm August 28, 2018

JFK

While in a vehicle you splatter all over her while she screams and try’s to escape the car.

Dude we did the JFK last night and she said it was the best experience ever.

by Blackdaddybig April 25, 2018

JFK

Its not john f Kennedy its just fucking kidding! Usally used in bad situations when you call someone a rude thing that hurt their feelings.

You looking good today JFK

by Hey, are you desperate? November 22, 2017

JFK

Falling asleep on the couch while watching tv. You are slumped over.

I was watching Netflix and JFk it on the couch.

by betoruv January 22, 2020