JD

A cool guy who has initials and is always mistaken for JP

BRUH my names JD not JP

by BRUH ITS JD October 16, 2020

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JD Vance

Couch fucker

That guy is a total JD Vance. I don’t let him near my couch anymore.

by anonymouscornholio August 10, 2024

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A jd is someone who is very hot and sexy and very athletic. but once you get to know them they throw you under the bus! A jd knows how to get girls and and will use them until the next one comes around . If you ever meet a jd don’t get distracted by his cuteness RUN!

Girl:wow look at jd he is so hot

Girl2: yeah I talked to him for months and then he left me for another girl.
Girl3: yeah he can’t be trusted don’t ever let him distract you with his cuteness.

by JG1234567 March 9, 2019

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JD walker

Kid who grew up in wellelsey who was supposed to be the next big thing in sporst. Ironically he sucked at the sports he played and was the only person who actually wanted to play QB. One of the biggest tools to ever put on the wellelsey jersey, even more so than paul matteis. The man loves the weng. He has no destiny. His fate is only one to culligan. He had no choice bruce made sign the pact. 30 years from hes just gonna be coaching Pop warner with CORDA and Kims gonna be ringin the cowbell.

O shit somethings in my ass....

Its cool
Its just jd walker

by the dolleylama July 30, 2009

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JD Vance

A man who will sacrifice any and all personal values for the sake of remaining relevant and popular.

Example: Calling someone “Americans Hitler” and “Cultural Heroine” only to then end up as their running mate and singing their high praises

Secondary definition: A dolphin and couch fucker

That person has no backbone, they were trying to get me fired and now they are sucking up to me since I’ve gotten a promotion. They’re such a “JD Vance”

by SZCY August 11, 2024

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