Jasper

A ginger haired disabled sperm

Man 1: oh shit jasper is here
Man 2:run!!!

by Chubbryhamster October 16, 2017

jasper

A fat asshole who has no life with anyone and is deeply obsessed with redheads and midgets this will mean that a Jasper has no future with any girl and will be either gay or lonely for the rest of his life. Upon meeting a Jasper, it is good to know that his weaknesses are his self-esteem and any relationship problems including redheads.

person a: Why are you squishy my booty? You wouldn't happen to be a Jasper, would you?
Person B: (Nods head slowly.

by UKnowWhoIAm750 December 05, 2019

jaspered

to jizz ones pants while dancing

Jasper jaspered his pants while dancing with Lexi, his homecoming date.

by Jasper Shan May 27, 2007

Jasper

The name given to the shipping of British youtubers Joe sugg and Casper lee.

Jasper are perfect!

by Lamamama March 08, 2015

Jasper

The act of deepthroating so much dick that the sucker develops SARS in their epiglottis.

Damn, I got SARS the other day trying to do a Jasper

by JasperMonkey June 22, 2015

Jasper

He's a faggot and is disliked by all, especially Joe

Wow, you're a real Jasper!

by Secretly Joe but not really February 28, 2018

Jaspers

The best bar to get your drink on in Lompoc, Ca.

My friends and I were at Jaspers till last call.

by GMC13 October 11, 2007