When a family member or friend refers someone to do the job and the person they referred is terrible at the job.
by amber.knittin February 21, 2016
A wild horse with large testicles that is capable of sucking it's own penis. Often times a Janet Trent will be found in circus events, caged area's for public masturbation, and in a kelly-washburn vagina holding cell.
The Janet-Trent was unable to control itself from masturbating inside the public fountain located in the center of walmart. It then proceeded to the child section where it violently rammed a large stuffed animal.
by User123334390345385 January 04, 2010
A stripper that looks like Hiroshima's mushroom cloud after overdosing on methamphetamine who refuses to close schools and gets people hurt.
"Ugh, that stripper that looks like Hiroshima's mushroom cloud after overdosing on methamphetamine didn't close schools again and my son just died"
"oof was it Janet Graham?"
"You bet"
"oof was it Janet Graham?"
"You bet"
by xX_Epic_UwU_Xx January 30, 2019
Interplanet Janet is a female alien-humanoid from Schoolhouse Rock, with puffy violet hair and a rocket ship with jumbo mommy milkers for a body. She runs on queefs for fuel as well.
Interplanet Janet, she's a galaxy girl; a solar system Miss from a future world! She travels like a rocket with her comet team, and there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen!
by JeffyFanatic5000 December 22, 2021
A funny wordplay referring to female audio jack. It is coined by Mehdi Sadaghdar, well known by his YouTube channel called ElectroBOOM, who usually shocks himself with electricity. In his video called 'Trying to Make a Wireless Lavalier Microphone', he used that expression to call the thing, which I have written about at the start of the description. (Yes, I learn British English)
Salesman: What would you like to buy?
Customer: I'd like to buy an audio janet.
Salesman: What?
Customer: I'm talking about a female audio jack.
Customer: I'd like to buy an audio janet.
Salesman: What?
Customer: I'm talking about a female audio jack.
by The Hungarian Language Master January 03, 2018
by FUCK YOU JOE BIDEN May 08, 2023