by Adglasco January 8, 2017

by Adam Winchester December 29, 2007

You walk into a room.
People are hiding behind doors and walls with dick in hand.
They pop out of nowhere and splatter you with their gooey snow.
People are hiding behind doors and walls with dick in hand.
They pop out of nowhere and splatter you with their gooey snow.
by Edgar Allen Hoe's Father October 16, 2021

by Bonita B. Pigsty July 31, 2003

Snow-how, a portmanteau of snow and know-how, is the knowledge and skill utilized during snow and inclement weather.
"Right. So these European settlers, who were total ding-dongs, came in the dead of winter, with zero snow-how. These underprepared vacationers turned to eating each other to survive. Eventually, though, they realized they were surrounded by scores of edible fish and wildlife." ~ Nick Offerman as Beef Tobin
by natalie portmanteaux March 28, 2021
