israeli push pop

making a popsicle out of frozen human shit and eating it

Emma made a fresh batch of israeli push pops last night, do you guys want to have some with me?

by carr0tcakes December 13, 2018

Israeli

(Adjective) a partner or a spouse who is a narcissistic psychopath that destroys his/her partner then makes him/her think it’s his/her fault

“ Her boyfriend is really evil, he has the traits of an Israeli”

by Gi2023 October 25, 2023

Spiritually Israeli

Things that feels like something that was produced/created by an Israeli or jewish person but has no actual connection to both.

“This art is so spiritually israeli i just cant explain“
“the most spiritually israeli anime ever“

by charlixcx_x November 26, 2025

Israeli maths

When you respond to a 200 person hostage situation by mercilessly murdering over 7000 innocent civilians (mostly women and children)

This kid at school slapped me in the face today so I decided to apply a little Israeli maths and waited for him after school then broke every bone in his body, when his sister and friends came out I broke every bone in their body too. Totally served them up a little Israeli maths

by Fi_Winnie October 28, 2023

Israelis

People who live or were born in Israel

People that people judge only by seeing palestines side of the war and not seeing what Palestine did and still does to israel

Guy 1: dude israelis sucks they kill gaza people
Smart guy 2: bro Palestine attacks israel all the time and israel only kills terrorists by hunting them down, if israel freed Palestine the whole world will be attacked by the terrorist we’re taking the hits for y’all you dumbasses
Guy 1: didn’t ask

by Megacompilation August 20, 2023

Israelies

When you keep accusing others of something you repeatedly practice and saying you have evidence but provides none.

Stop being an Israelies.

by Æye December 2, 2023

Israeli

A super hot chick from Israel that you would bang.

I would totally Israeli her

by Mahbarley August 11, 2024