Someone who isn’t really known by anyone; even though how hard they try to make some friends it just doesn’t work out for them.
by bbluefacebabyy September 21, 2019

by 2cool4you 👁👃🏻👁 May 13, 2019

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by redrocket April 27, 2020

When someone or ting is unknown and reject like irrelevant.not connected with or relevant to something.Also a disease
by Not_Temari June 5, 2018

The type of people who go out of their way to not mind their own business and make antagonistic comments towards others they perceive as "weaker" based solely on superficial traits such as gender, weight, social status, social class, monetary wealth, etc. in the misguided or ignorant hopes that this will elevate their own perception of themselves to Somebody. Desperate Irrelevants have a tragic inability to deal with the crushing weight of their own finite existence, which leads to them clawing and scratching at everything and everyone all the way to their graves.
"Everytime I turn a corner in San Francisco there's always someone making a snarky comment about my weight."
"Yeah, San Francisco is full of Desperate Irrelevants."
...
"I parked my car at Safeway so people could see the For Sale sign on it and some rando came up and told me it wasn't going to sell. What a Desperate Irrelevant douche."
"Did you sell your car though?"
"Of course, it was an awesome car."
...
"A receptionist at Planet Fitness found out I was showering there so much because I'm homeless. Now she thinks it's OK to talk to me like she's a prison warden and I'm a felon. She has that Desperate Irrelevant brain rot."
"Yeah, San Francisco is full of Desperate Irrelevants."
...
"I parked my car at Safeway so people could see the For Sale sign on it and some rando came up and told me it wasn't going to sell. What a Desperate Irrelevant douche."
"Did you sell your car though?"
"Of course, it was an awesome car."
...
"A receptionist at Planet Fitness found out I was showering there so much because I'm homeless. Now she thinks it's OK to talk to me like she's a prison warden and I'm a felon. She has that Desperate Irrelevant brain rot."
by Tits Armageddon January 16, 2023

Aka. C.I.S.P.; When an individual will have sex with someone, regardless of whether or not they are willing to refrain from having sex until they get married
Dan wants to hookup Penelope, regardless of whether she wants to have sex before marriage or wait until they get married. He has a chastity irrelevant sexual preference.
by Vanguard 1998 October 14, 2021
