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inverted rusty trombone

A sexual act similar to the original rusty trombone with the exception that said trombone player is actually turned upside down by his partner in the air, hence the term "inverted". This variety does not necessarily require a male/female partnership as I first witnessed this act practiced (clothed, thankfully) by two men. It is imperative that the man being used as a trombone be strong, due to the fact that he has to turn and hold the trombone player upside down.
Friend 1 - "You know what's hot? When a chick gives you a rusty trombone."
Friend 2 - "Yeah, that's cool."
Friend 1 - "You know what's not hot? When you see two dudes doing a inverted rusty trombone."
Friend 2 - "That's gay, dude."
Friend 1 (shuddering) - "Yeah, I know."
by Visually Violated August 1, 2009
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Inverted Boner

The phenomenon that occurs when a penis shrivels up and shrinks so much that it actually becomes tiny and hard. Usually due to being in the extreme cold or from seeing something disgusting.
Jesus Christ it's freezing outside, my penis just shrank itself into a 1-inch inverted boner!
by CptPoopants April 26, 2012
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inverted penis

Dwight: Number one: Inverted Penis
Meredith: Could you mean vagina? Because if you do, I want that covered.
by ThE cReAtOr September 18, 2019
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inverted dick

when the pussy is so scary the dick hauls ass.
by Lisa January 13, 2004
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Inverted Sugar Syrup

Inverted or invert1 sugar syrup is a sucrose-based syrup, produced by splitting each sucrose disaccharide molecule into its component monomers, glucose and fructose
Ingredients:Inverted sugar syrup, water, artificial flavors
by MarioXXX December 10, 2009
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inverted pushpop

The act of inserting a non-erect penis into a vagina then having it becomes erect inside said vagina to give a push pop feeling
Person 1: "I didn't get it up in time so I just put it in flaccid."
Person 2: "How did it feel?"
Person 1: "Like a push pop just the other way around."
Person 2: "So an inverted pushpop?"
by the one with the stuff September 21, 2014
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inverted anal crystals

When you have crystals doing the opposite way in your anus. The crystals are generally a purple color due to carbon dioxidation going in a circular motion around the anus.
Angry Boy 1: Damn you with inverted anal crystals!!
Angry Boy 2: Not the IAC!!!!
by blatantly beige March 30, 2015
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