SYS = Sucking YourSelf
Some men have the amazing ability to suck his own cock! Also, some women have the skill to lick/suck her own vagina...
Some men have the amazing ability to suck his own cock! Also, some women have the skill to lick/suck her own vagina...
Wife: "I'm sick of you... Go suck yourself!"
Husband: "Gladly! I do it better than you anyway... I have my own SYStem."
Girl 1: "I won't lick your pussy..."
Girl 2: "God... I'll do it myself! Thank god for SYS..."
Boy 1: "Wow, dude.... you can do auto-fellatio? That's amazing!"
Boy 2: "......." Looks at Boy 1, smiles and thinks: "SYS rocks..."
Husband: "Gladly! I do it better than you anyway... I have my own SYStem."
Girl 1: "I won't lick your pussy..."
Girl 2: "God... I'll do it myself! Thank god for SYS..."
Boy 1: "Wow, dude.... you can do auto-fellatio? That's amazing!"
Boy 2: "......." Looks at Boy 1, smiles and thinks: "SYS rocks..."
by PTwriter August 13, 2017

Short for "silence", so if you are winning in an argument or anything competitive you are essentially "sying" the opponent. Could be used as a verb or a noun.
by la fin de semaine October 14, 2019

by Haemar March 6, 2020

SYED (March 1) means "Slap your enemy day", on March 1, and SYE means "Slap your enemy", to clearly define this word... SYED=Slap your enemy day, SYE= Slap your enemy. ( I can't define "March 1" it's a date. Sorry Urban Dictionary)
by fuckinbitch<3 February 24, 2022

by achiechu November 18, 2018

"The Sy Philosophy" refers to the idea that blowjobs are the greatest way of sexual pleasure. The philosophy states that blowjobs create a more "personalised" experience on both the receiving and giving ends. This makes the blowjob a more sentimental way of pleasuring your partner. As opposed to the idea that pussy is the best way of sex, the philosophy argues that pussy cannot be changed, therefore, making it boring.
Dude, did you fuck that chick last night?
Nah, I just wanted a blowjob
Thats dumb
Peep The Sy Philosophy
Nah, I just wanted a blowjob
Thats dumb
Peep The Sy Philosophy
by Prof. LeMeow November 4, 2020
