Morning Rage

When you have to be at work very early in the morning and all your colleagues are morning people and it pisses the fuck out of you.

Colleague "Good Morning Robert"

Robert: "Good Morning Janice" But due to Robert's Morning Rage, what Robert really means is: Good (fuck) Morning (you) Janice (you chipper fucking whore).

by Stigerman June 25, 2009

Morning Blend

A sip of coffee followed immediately by a bump of coke off a lactating women's breast and then a suck of milk.

Being a dad isn't so bad when you can start your day with a morning Blend.

by Midgetlover69420 June 27, 2020

Morning Snorkel

The act of receiving head when you have morning wood.

That bitch is crazy for my dick she gave me a morning snorkel today.

by Morning Snorkel June 30, 2016

Morning Justin

The act of urinating on your spouse, or significant other, without their knowledge or consent. Best performed in the early morning hours while they are still asleep.

Mike: "Hey, did you get your girlfriend up early this morning?"

Jim: "Oh yeah, I gave her the old "morning Justin". Shot out of bed like a rocket. Works every time!"

Mike: "You pissed on your woman while she was sleeping? That's disgusting!"

Jim: "Yeah, everyone's telling me that lately."

by jubu April 17, 2011

morning afterburn

The painful but somewhat stimulating anal sensation you experience the morning after eating too many of the hottest buffalo wings the bar offers (e.g., BWW's Blazers). Some Indian food can have the same effect but usually it is only from some very irresponsible sadistic joker.

Steve: "Try these wings, they burn more coming out than going in."
Joe: "meh, they're not so bad but I can tell from the smell that they prolly are morning afterburners."

by Leo Dante August 10, 2012

Hughes Morning

A morning where you wake up and a drunk person has been posting to Facebook all night, and you have about 15 notifications about it for no apparent reason.

Man, it's been a Hughes morning!

by DWS197812 April 9, 2015

Morning Salute

A loud, powerful, blasting series of farts let in sequence immediately upon awakening from the nights sleep. It is recognized by a sharp crackling sound that emulates the 21 gun salute from an M1 Garand color guard and carries the odor of the nights meal. A real man lets this fart in front of his woman without a care of whether she hears this or not.

Honey, what in the world was that sound? I think I just lost part of my hearing as I awoke from a deep sleep, I thought we were being shot at.
That was my morning salute woman, get used to it you will be hearing it a lot around here.

by Goatoghillgary December 18, 2016