Jiffy Lube

When it's cold and you feel like you have snot coming out of your nostrils, but they are dry to the touch.

*sniffs* My nose gots the jiffy lubes man.

by Richie Roach October 15, 2023

jiffy kid.

a grody, barefoot, baddly dressed, child.

the kid who hang out at the jiffy stores and marts is a jiffy kid.

by vnicoleex3 May 2, 2010

Jiffy

Jiffy is a word that when used should always be followed up with a wedgie.

Hey Dale, I'll be back in a Jiffy...(ripping underwear sound!)

by MakinCopsNervis December 2, 2017

Jiffy

Australian / Kiwi sexual slang: the unique combination of hand/foot-job or felatio where one’s member is slathered with popular Australasian cleaning product Jif. “Jif’s unique creamy formula contains 100% natural particles lubricating, and purportedly heightening and extending, the experience.”

Lucozade: Aww maaate, jelly-armed myself the bestest Jiffy on way to the gym just now. Those 100% natural particles and mild abrasives really hit the spot!

Ricksickle: Sounds like a classic Jiffy bro, quite partial to one myself.

Michael: Guess you won’t need to chalk up then Lulu, now shuddup and get on the wall - we’re not here to fuck spiders!

by Amadeus Thrombosis November 6, 2024

Jiffy

American slang term for someone in the deep south who loves peanut butter. Often used as a pejorative.

He always eats peanut butter and banana sandwiches for lunch. Must come from jiffy family.

by TheGr8Baz00 May 30, 2017

jiffy burger

An autistic concoction where you put peanut butter (preferably Jif brand) into a cheeseburger. Extremely vile and only consumed by inbred southerners

Bob: Dude wtf is that?!?!?
Jerry: it's a jiffy burger
Bob: Bro that's autistic and ruining a good burger

by Accelgor February 27, 2017

Jiffy

Being somewhere real quick

I’ll be there in a jiffy to give them all a stiffy

by SKEET SKEET MF DAWG April 16, 2019