Premature Immaculation

Putting Christmas decorations out/up before October, let alone November.

I went to the store to get some booze and all I saw was premature Immaculation. It's September .

by Mephistepheles November 18, 2015

Immaculate Defecation

A perfect bowel movement which requires no cleaning afterwards.

Brad glimpsed at the used toilet paper to gauge his progress and was astonished to be greeted by a wad of pristine, folded two-ply. He struggled to recall his diet that had resulted in this Immaculate Defecation and knew his friends would not believe him later.

by CatNumberFour September 9, 2025

immaculance

Classy

She had the aura of immaculance

by Grassmoney December 12, 2020

Immaculate Vibes

A way of describing an ideal environment, widely popularized by Chaz Borello.

"The vibes are immaculate vibes"

by Merriam-Webster96 August 4, 2025

immaculate

Something that is immaculate is perfect. Immaculate is a better word to use to precisely describe something that is amazing

Hey baud joes rizz is immaculate, i wish i could pull like him.

by Rizz daddy tre December 1, 2022

Immaculate Wood

When you have that morning wood that is just so majestic and rigid.

Dude, I had some major immaculate wood this morning. One thing let to another, and, y'know...

by Fat Ryan Gosling April 2, 2015

Immaculate Buttception

Supernaturally having a baby through butt sex.

I ran out of birth control but he was so hot so I only let him do me in the butt but I still got pregnant! It was immaculate buttception!

by JoelskiJizzle April 30, 2020