HUMPTY DUMPTY

When you hump a girl presumably your date, then proceed to shit all over the bed, and make her clean it up.

Jack "Bro Natalie is a freak bro she wanted me to humpty dumpy her"
Steve"So did you??"
Jack "Hell yea bro"

A humpty dumpty is when you have sex with a girl then proceed to shit all over the bed.

by Reese98 May 04, 2021

Humpty Dumpty

When you are hovering your ass over the toilet and the shit hits the lid of the toilet before sliding into it

Person 1: Hey man I was taking a crap at the office today and I made a Humpty Dumpty

Person 2: That sucks, Did you clean up the smear?

Person 1: No I left it, I'm not touching that shit

by BirdKibble July 26, 2022

Humpty-Dumpty

When you dry hump someone and then take a dump on their face

John : "Ah yes, Susan loves the Humpty-Dumpty"

by Philosophical Panda October 14, 2021

humpty dumptress

a girl with an egg shaped face, usually with a chin that drips into her neck

Lisa Lampanelli? That humpty dumptress with no chin? Yeah-- I always get her mixed up with Chaz Bono.

by bacardehali March 20, 2012

humpty-fuck

In interface development, the act of taking a shitty, broken, shattered visual design, data model, or prototype and putting it back together to form some sort of pristine fuckin' egg to serve up to the user.

"Let me get this straight. You want me to humpty-fuck that shit into something usable?"

by MangoBonespurs October 17, 2018

Humpty dumpster

A physical act where upon the chef places an egg inside their rectum and cracks it with the sphincter allowing only egg white to drip upon the desired surface.

I dropped a Humpty dumpster on her chest.

by Nabc February 25, 2024

Humpty Dumptus

The act of performing a number two; a dump; relieving one's bowels

I will be back, I must go perform a humpty dumptus

by TW1ST3R November 25, 2012