Hulu Voodoo is when you purchase a streaming app, and then are forced to watch commercials before you can watch your desired show or movie, but.. oh wait ✋️ you can just pay MORE for an app you already paid for??? Great! Bleed me dry.
Me: Why the hell am I being subjected to ads when I already paid for this app?
Also Me: 1st of all, why are you talking to yourself? Also, yeah that's some bullshit.
Me: Because I am insane and have no friends. Wanna watch something on HBOMax? It doesn't try to pull and Hulu Voodoo.
Also Me: Absolutely! I don't have friends either by the way.
Also Me: 1st of all, why are you talking to yourself? Also, yeah that's some bullshit.
Me: Because I am insane and have no friends. Wanna watch something on HBOMax? It doesn't try to pull and Hulu Voodoo.
Also Me: Absolutely! I don't have friends either by the way.
by Just an Average Jess January 05, 2024

(hoo loo hupes) - noun - the ads, sign up process, and/or terrible navigation page that you have to jump through to finally get to your show.
"Man, I can't believe all these Hulu Hoops before my show even starts! None of these ads are relevant to me! I just want Modern Family, please... Hulu..."
by MisterPenguin August 27, 2015

When all your friends leave you for Netflix and chill or Amazon and Anal and all you have is your hand.
While mikes friends were out for nextflix and chill or amazon and anal, he was stuck with hulu and hand.
by manchild8518 March 21, 2016

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by WhitterA October 24, 2019

Texarkana Slim : You're sister sure spends a lot of money at bingo games.
Hole Place Boss: She would be well off if it weren't for the Hulu ba Bulu.
Hole Place Boss: She would be well off if it weren't for the Hulu ba Bulu.
by Schmipps! May 31, 2025
