flesh hoover

A person who very regularly gives head to a lot of different people (usually strangers).

Bill: Did you hear about what Susan did last weekend?
Ben: Yeah, she gave head to 5 different people in one night!
Bill: WOW! She's a real flesh hoover!

by TomGreenwood447 October 6, 2021

vancouver hoover

Normally occurs during or after a jedd, the vancouver hoover is the practice of swallowing a load while eating your own shit.

Damon:Man, that vancouver hoover was realllly sweet
Martin:only in vancouver.

by DamonMartin February 4, 2009

Hoover Alarmclock

The act of being woken up by oral sex.

Jason: Man, I had a rough night. Maybe a good old Hoover Alarmclock would do the trick.

Paul: Right, nothing is better than waking up in the morning by someone going down on you.

Jason: Damn, right.

by Poeborgia November 19, 2011

Hoover dam

A dam in Boulder City, Nevada, built as a Federal project by order of then USA President Herbert Hoover. It dams up the Colorado River, and thus created Lake Mead, the largest man-made lake in the world. It is used for water supply, recreation, and hydro-electric power.

Originally called "Boulder Dam", it was later named "Hoover Dam" after former USA President Herbert Hoover.

by So Damn Insane July 7, 2006

Hoover Swoop

The haircut worn by most, if not all, of the people from Hoover High School in Hoover, Alabama. Demonstrated by the popular MTV show Two-A-Days. Characterized by the hair coming across the forehead in a "swooping" motion.

"I asked her how she knew I was from Alabama, and she said I was sporting the perfect Hoover woop."

"He said that I looked like a douchebag because my hair was cut in a Hoover swoop."

"Look at that fratboy over there with the Hoover swoop"

by mcwilley October 7, 2009

lug hoover

cotton buds

can you pass me them lug hoovers so i can clean my ears

by tdog123 July 20, 2010

Midnight Hoovering

Midnight Hovering is the act of using a vibrator in the middle of the night. Usually referred to by the person in the next room who can hear the drone.

If she doesn't lay of the Midnight Hoovering her bag with explode

by Box of Chimps November 3, 2010