Henry Hoover

To use a Henry Hoover to suck the poo from the bumhole of a Sheffielder.

"I love a good henry hoovering after watching Sheff united get bummed by Sheff Wednesday"
"Have you heard of this curry house in Portugal? You need to get Henried after eating there, but they make a rate nice phall"

by Mr Hendersons May 10, 2021

vancouver hoover

Normally occurs during or after a jedd, the vancouver hoover is the practice of swallowing a load while eating your own shit.

Damon:Man, that vancouver hoover was realllly sweet
Martin:only in vancouver.

by DamonMartin February 4, 2009

Hoover Alarmclock

The act of being woken up by oral sex.

Jason: Man, I had a rough night. Maybe a good old Hoover Alarmclock would do the trick.

Paul: Right, nothing is better than waking up in the morning by someone going down on you.

Jason: Damn, right.

by Poeborgia November 19, 2011

Hoover dam

A dam in Boulder City, Nevada, built as a Federal project by order of then USA President Herbert Hoover. It dams up the Colorado River, and thus created Lake Mead, the largest man-made lake in the world. It is used for water supply, recreation, and hydro-electric power.

Originally called "Boulder Dam", it was later named "Hoover Dam" after former USA President Herbert Hoover.

by So Damn Insane July 7, 2006

Hoover Swoop

The haircut worn by most, if not all, of the people from Hoover High School in Hoover, Alabama. Demonstrated by the popular MTV show Two-A-Days. Characterized by the hair coming across the forehead in a "swooping" motion.

"I asked her how she knew I was from Alabama, and she said I was sporting the perfect Hoover woop."

"He said that I looked like a douchebag because my hair was cut in a Hoover swoop."

"Look at that fratboy over there with the Hoover swoop"

by mcwilley October 7, 2009

Midnight Hoovering

Midnight Hovering is the act of using a vibrator in the middle of the night. Usually referred to by the person in the next room who can hear the drone.

If she doesn't lay of the Midnight Hoovering her bag with explode

by Box of Chimps November 3, 2010

Hoover-Cocking

A wide mouth blowjob that gives no pleasure creating a awkward sitution

Last week Mikala was Hoover-Cocking the shit out of me, then expected me to go down on her.

by LadyLumber March 1, 2015