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Second law of homodynamics

The second law of Homodynamics states that the entropy of the gayness in a closed system shall increase over time, and that the odds of someone being gay shall become more likely over time due to the easibility of being gay.

The level of homosexuality increases every time someone says no homo and further research must be done in order to understand how we can limit this pollution. currently due to the first law of homodynamics the big gay cannot be destroyed it can only be transferred meaning that current measures of using gay people to store the homo (through the use of sacrificing themselves to limit pollution through the term "full homo") is ineffective after the person has died as the homo is just released back into the atmosphere further threatening humanities survival. Further research must be completed on homodynamics and how to mitigate the increasing levels of pollution or humanity will perish in the face of the great filter.
You: "I'm terrified is humanity really going to end?"
Friend: "well according to the second law of homodynamics..."
You: "really? oh fuck me..."
Friend: "don't mind if I do"
You: "uhh no homo?"
Friend: "Full homo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "
by Souly_uwu June 10, 2018
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Homocide

The act of a human killing another human.
News reporter:
In other news there has been a mass homocide of pregnant teenage girls across America. Their bodies were found in a lake.
by Insidae November 23, 2011
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Homodonculus

A combination of "homosex" and "redonculus". Used to describe someone who acting "gay" and "stupid" at the same time. Can also be reversed to Doncesex (pronounced donkysex).
Dude, this show is homodonculus.
by Alex Pappas June 11, 2006
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homocide

When a girl is giving a guy a blow job and he duct tapes her head to his body while in the deep throat position. Thus killing her.
I'm def using the homocide on this chick tonight.
by Tim007 November 18, 2007
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Homosdictus

The act of defining every word in the UrbanDictionary as being or pertaining to homosexuality.

Plural: Homodictii Some one performing the act of Homodictus
There are alot of Homodictii on this website who's only contributions are Homodictus, therefore small brained and simple minded.

BTW, Being Gay is not.
by STM March 24, 2003
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Homocidal

A queer male who makes a habit of killing non-queer males. Prefered method of attack is limp-wristed slap. Can usually be fought off with a solid punch to the face, but not a kick in the balls. That doesn't work on gay guys. Duh.
Regular Joe: I kicked that fag right in the nuts because he was going homocidal on me.
Regular Joe 2: Well, what happened?
Regular Joe: Surprisingly, nothing. He said "THAT DOESN'T WORK ON US! WE'RE GAY!" and tried to slap me.
by Homocidal November 10, 2003
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homointolerance

The emotional/psychological mindset of people who engage in homofacist activities.
When my friend called me a homophobe, I told him about his homointolerance.
by Carl Rowan Morris August 4, 2007
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