Scottish Helper

Standing across from another man facing each other with your penises side by side, and jerk both of them with one hand.
Brad: “Hey Alex, are you ready to have sex?”
Alex: “Only if we start with a Scottish Helper!”
by Jellyfish beans February 07, 2025
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daddys little helper

the helper that helps daddy
my mom is daddys little helper
by koreanpopstartrishy6969 May 31, 2021
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helper's high

A brief rush you feel after carrying out a genuine act of kindness.
I just got a helper's high after helping the old lady cross the road
by eskay_lvl June 12, 2022
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Plumber's Helper

When an especially adventuresome young lady rams her fist up your ass for a nice relaxing Reem job and wacks your wang at the same time until you spooge, and then suddenly yanks her hand out, cleaning both front and rear plumbing in one go.
Wow, no need to go to hydrotherapy this week, Courtney gave me a really great Plumber's Helper last night while we were watching the playoffs....
by Evil Santa October 16, 2010
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montana helper

a shit filled pot with hamburger much like hamburger helper
Your mom ate the montana helper i made last night
by Nosh118 August 15, 2011
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kojak's helper

i was playing with kojak's wee helper last night
by Clive October 08, 2003
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hive helper

Always tries to help others and holds a very positive attitude usually in the goal of one day becoming a helper.
Hey its a aspiring hive helper!!
by itzya May 24, 2021
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