homie helper

Someone who is willing to engage in sexual intercourse with a friend in order to help that friend end a long period without intercourse.

Friend 1: “Man, I’m in a serious slump right now. I haven’t gotten laid in almost two years.”
Friend 2: “Call up Jessica, she’s a homie helper. She’s helped a bunch of guys end their dry spells.”

by Fratlock Holmes May 31, 2024

friendly helper

That guy, who is always here to help with a secret intention to fuck you right in the pussy.

Jane: Clerence is such a friendly helper, I don't know, why is he so helpful.
Jamal: Bitch! You blind?!

by really real object September 26, 2017

montana helper

a shit filled pot with hamburger much like hamburger helper

Your mom ate the montana helper i made last night

by Nosh118 August 18, 2011

helper burn

When you are getting burned so bad by your friends, another friend steps in to save your ass because you are not man enough to handle it by yourself.

I was so upset that my crew was making memes about me, that Keith had to make a helper burn meme before I started to cry! I wish I was a real man!

- Anthony Navarro

by RA_GOD May 31, 2016

female helper

bitch who spend time with you and refuse to give you pussy

i have a good result on the dog show , many thank to my female helper

by didulidudidule July 25, 2017

hobbit helper

A one to two foot ladder to assist on reaching objects to high for a vertically challenged individual.

Can I use the hobbit helper to reach the cupboard because I'm to short

by Gabecali1488 November 16, 2023

Hamburger Helper

A packaged food product from Eagle Foods. As boxed, it consists of a dried carbohydrate (often pasta or rice), with powdered seasonings contained in a packet. The consumer is meant to combine the contents of the box with browned ground beef ("hamburger"), water, and, with some varieties, milk to create a complete one-dish meal.

The Hamburger Helper mascot is "the Helping Hand" or "Lefty"—a four-fingered, left-hand white glove with a face on the palm and a red spherical nose. It often appears in the product's television commercials and on packages

by Wendysfg May 8, 2023