look like a rat peeping through a hedge

Has a large unruly beard.

Liverpool (UK) slang

Get a shave, you look like a rat peeping through a hedge.

He looks like a rat peeping through a hedge.

by Albert Stein February 6, 2008

damn! i done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth

A phrase you utter when someone shows you that they've waxed their pussy.

"Damn! I done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth."

by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 23, 2006

Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis

The key to the destruction of the multiverse, having the capability to eradicate all life forms in every single dimension in every single timeline. More powerful than any line starting with “ur.” Only been used once before in history, but was denied by an uno reverse card.

Ryan: Did you eat the rest of the cereal
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*

by Aggressive_Genji_Main October 21, 2018

Over the Hedge

The failure of hedging results in completion.

"My hedge sesh went too far last night and I went over the hedge"

by jelkinboy584 February 24, 2022

happiness hedge

When a fan places a wager against their favorite team in a game or other event. This causes a win/win situation for the fan. Either the fan’s favorite team wins or the fan win their bet.

James: I bet on the Nuggets to lose.

Jake: but aren’t you a fan of the Nuggets?

James: yes, but if they lose, I want to at least get paid.

Jake: ahh, the old happiness hedge

Kyle: true dat

by cupofjuice93 May 23, 2023

ozempic hedge

when you date or attempt to date a high calorie individual (typically a girl) because you see the potential if they lost weight

i would lowkey hit becky
bro her bmi is room temp
ozempic hedge bro

by iridocyclitis_penjamin July 23, 2024

Hedge climber

A younger female who is sexually attracted to males of the older variety. This age gap can be upwards of 50 years. The aforementioned 'hedge' of the phrase is the coverage of public hair distributed around the older male's genatalia.

Oh my god, Suzy is such a hedge climber!

by dicksforhands February 6, 2017