look like a rat peeping through a hedge

Has a large unruly beard.

Liverpool (UK) slang

Get a shave, you look like a rat peeping through a hedge.

He looks like a rat peeping through a hedge.

by Albert Stein February 6, 2008

damn! i done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth

A phrase you utter when someone shows you that they've waxed their pussy.

"Damn! I done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth."

by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 23, 2006

Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis

The key to the destruction of the multiverse, having the capability to eradicate all life forms in every single dimension in every single timeline. More powerful than any line starting with “ur.” Only been used once before in history, but was denied by an uno reverse card.

Ryan: Did you eat the rest of the cereal
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*

by Aggressive_Genji_Main October 21, 2018

Hedge Fuck

An attempt by a hedge fund to make the fuck on an ape, when in fact the ape is the one who does the fucks.

Did you remember that time that Marvin Crapital tried to do the rapes on those smooth brains, but woke up with a sore butthole? He really hedge fucked himself on that one.

by SmoovBrain April 15, 2021

hedge apples

Super tiny balls; a small scrotum.

Our left back has the smallest hedge apples on the pitch.

by MeltdMushroom October 6, 2019

hedge fund

Not to be confused with grass money, this term refers to a separate financial account that a homeowner maintains to cover the costs of products/services to keep his shrubbery tidy and healthy.

Burglars tend to target properties with tall/dense shrubbery that they can crouch behind and hide, so you should always keep a healthy hedge fund to ensure that your bushes stay trimmed and transparent.

by QuacksO May 7, 2018

chris hedges

biggest twat going thinks he is solid cos he walks arounf with a butter knife....if you take the piss out of his obese ass cat he will come for you during the night in his shitty tracksuite with a gold shirt on.

chris hedges is over their! what a cunt

by chris hedges June 2, 2019