heartland homie

Giving a horse a blow job after spitting on his dick

Bro, I gave that horse the best heartland homie he’s ever had

by Litchy D August 18, 2024

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Spitting on your horse’s penis then deep throating said penis after a nice ride in the shallow water

John: “hey Vin, i just saw some blond dude hawk tuah his horse and then give him a heartland homie”

Vin: “i just saw that same guy with his horse sharing a Louisiana crunch cake.. it was disgusting”

by Litchy D August 23, 2024

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faug clan founding member and husband of malenia. He loves drag racing cars and screaming patt daneesi randomly. He thinks he is a good person and his special attack is tornado lightning. He is vegetarian and very horny all the time.

Omg is that a Harlord? PATT DANEESI!!!

by Nervii August 12, 2025

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