hankey pankey

The performing magician's art of distracting the audience while surreptitiously playing tricks on them.

He kept distracting us with hankey pankey so we didn't notice how he pulled off the the stunts.

by Downstrike June 8, 2004

hankeyfag

1.) A diabolical homosexual clown who is always in search of big butts to fuck. He wears a veil and only half of his face is painted.

2.) someone displaying the properties of such a gay clown

Hankeyfag limped slowly, pondering where his next anal meal might come from.

by lenox January 20, 2004

Hawken

good looking, smart, outgoing person. He/she knows what their doing and get the job done right.

"Damn, that girl is so Hawken, I'd like to get at that"

by RatchetRatchet September 6, 2011

Josh Hawley

Also known as the “Kyle Rittenhouse of the US Senate.” A label for a pro-Trump senator who wants to be perceived as a “political savior” in upholding electoral integrity as they idiotically attempt to overturn a free and fair election—a stunt aimed at gaining political mileage among voters when they run for President in 2024.

An opportunist senator from Missouri was dubbed a “Josh Hawley” after he was blamed for objecting to the results of a legitimate, democratic election, and for the blood that was shed at the Capitol.

by MathPlus January 9, 2021

hawkes

An accountant, usually from Wales.

Don't hire him, he's a Hawkes.

The last thing we need around here is another Hawkes.

Your such a Hawkes!

by Rob Jonas July 29, 2004

Mr. Hankey

Somebody who acts like a complete shithead and absolutely ruins your life

Mr. Tuppet is such a Mr. Hankey !!! He gave us a huge review packet that had nothing useful for the test and now all of us are going to fail

by Not a famous vines March 5, 2019

Josh Hawley

A label for a pro-Trump lawmaker who pretends to uphold electoral integrity as they idiotically attempt to overturn a free and fair election—a stunt aimed at gaining political mileage among voters, as they are itching to run for President in 2024.

An opportunist senator from Missouri was dubbed a “Josh Hawley” after he was blamed for objecting to the results of a legitimate, democratic election, and for the blood that was shed at Capitol Hill as a result of his unfounded claim of fraudulent ballots.

by MathPlus January 10, 2021