Hamish

A guy with a faaat ock

Natasha: have u met a Hamish
Wanda: oh ye he has a huge cock that i like sucking on

by Xx_Wanda_xX March 23, 2021

Hamish

Dont fuck with this guy, or he'll zap yo ass with a cow prodder

Me: Watch out!
Them: Why
Me: Its Hamish!
Them: He aint scary
Me: Not if i hid away in a van just to get my ass zapped with a cow prodder!

by anonymous May 11, 2022

Hamish

A hamish is someone with black cute hair and overall really funny person. Hamish is someone who knows theyre cute but hates to admit it. They also are very smart and respectful but cant admit it

Did you see hamish today he looked cute as always

by Ilikeyacuteg October 25, 2020

Hamish

A person who is sexually attracted to dogs.

Look at what Hamish is doing to the dogs!

by Quandale Dingle I August 20, 2022

Hamish

A Hamish is a loner that tries too hard to fit in Hamish likes to start trouble by telling people things that will create a war because it makes him feel powerful and popular. Hamish hasn't got much of an education but will insist he knows more about a certain subject even if the person he is bullshitting to is a professional in this act or area . Hamish is lazy and spiteful.. often remembered as a spoilt, spiteful ,cocky smartass.. Hamish believes that he has the brains and smarts to outwit/ and out think anyone, his loneliness causes him to steal inexpensive junk , getting caught then doing serious time for it

That kid got caught shoplifting , a very Hamish and stupid decision

by Karl gto September 19, 2020

Hamish Suckem Seecem

Full-Time Sigma. No days off.

If only I could be as alpha as Hamish Suckem Seecem

by Matthew Polgar's Europe Blog May 30, 2024

Hamish

Normally used to refer to someone with a tiny mouth.

Wow look at the Hamish on that!

by Hamishisacunt July 7, 2021