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Hamish Monie

Some bum who is similar to a leaf as he is 0.00001 grams heavy. He gets absolutely no bitches (-50 estimated) and his parents like to belt the shit out of him. He doesn't like to go out on a windy day because he will get blown away, that's why he can't get a haircut.
That guy is such a bum his name is probably Hamish Monie
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dirty hamish

When your friend comes over and starts flapping your schlong under your desk
My friend came over and we performed the dirty hamish
by townerw August 26, 2024
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Hamish francis

best guy u will ever meet, love them to bits xx
hamish francis is so cute, I love hamish francis
by Hahahahagagagagagagag July 1, 2021
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Hamish

A hamish is someone with black cute hair and overall really funny person. Hamish is someone who knows theyre cute but hates to admit it. They also are very smart and respectful but cant admit it
Did you see hamish today he looked cute as always
by Ilikeyacuteg October 25, 2020
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Hamish

A Hamish is a loner that tries too hard to fit in Hamish likes to start trouble by telling people things that will create a war because it makes him feel powerful and popular. Hamish hasn't got much of an education but will insist he knows more about a certain subject even if the person he is bullshitting to is a professional in this act or area . Hamish is lazy and spiteful.. often remembered as a spoilt, spiteful ,cocky smartass.. Hamish believes that he has the brains and smarts to outwit/ and out think anyone, his loneliness causes him to steal inexpensive junk , getting caught then doing serious time for it
That kid got caught shoplifting , a very Hamish and stupid decision
by Karl gto September 19, 2020
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Hamish

A person who is sexually attracted to dogs.
Look at what Hamish is doing to the dogs!
by Quandale Dingle I August 20, 2022
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Hamish barr

Hamish is the name of a cute male who is rather sexy
"hamish barr is beautifal"

"i would let hamish barr tap"
by hamishbarrlover60 November 25, 2024
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