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Haircut Song

A song that is almost always playing when you go into a generic haircut salon, such as Supercuts. Usually feel-good, one hit wonder songs intended on brightening the mood. Also called haircut music.
I went to go get my haircut today and they were playing "Walking on Sunshine" by Katrina & The Waves... what an absolute haircut song.
by theviewupheresucks June 9, 2020
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Tijuana Haircut

When the first person to pass out at the party gets woken up by hot waxing their pubes
-Yo, bro! Jimmy is passed out on the couch! Sounds like it's time for a Tijuana haircut!

-Dude, did you hear about Jimmy? Yeah bro! I heard Ronnie and Ken gave him a Tijuana haircut last night
by Bath-time Toaster August 2, 2023
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Haircut Weekend

(n): that time period after which you return to your normal routine of work or school usually after the weekend and you see an extraordinary amount of people have received a haircut; most commonly observed after breaks or three-day weekends
Person A: "Dude! There's like three people in this class that got a haircut this weekend. WTFFFFF"

Person B: "Yes, and it's not surprising; President's Day often brings about the phenomenon widely known as Haircut Weekend...and thank you for noticing MY haircut...douche."
by 4n4nn1 August 16, 2012
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Kingston Haircut

They gave him a Kingston Haircut.
by goldengrey1776 May 20, 2022
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Cambodian Haircut

(v) the act of decapitation or the cutting off of a person's head. A reference to Pol Pot's genocide in Cambodia
"Watch your mouth before I give you a Cambodian Haircut!"
He went into her bedroom and in shock saw she had gotten a Cambodian Haircut
by Ellani November 3, 2011
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Brooklyn haircut

An excellent haircut involving fading out the sides and spiking the top, sides, and back.
Yo, I went to pedro and got myself a brooklyn haircut, my friends love it.
by Hugh Janice November 13, 2006
mugGet the Brooklyn haircutmug.

One haircut

When a girl is crushing on a guy and he gets one haircut and she looses all interest in him because he becomes so fucking ugly
Sam: “Gosh, hes so fine. I should ask for his number.”
Jess: “girl one haircut and its done.”
by Urfuturesexyasswife July 8, 2023
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