havin-ass bitch

One who does not appreciate being fresh. One who does not understand that getting absolutely crunk gives you unlimited permission to instigate with anyone who looks at you the wrong way. Also, it is a member of the female canine race who is also possessing of a posterior.

I ain't scurred of no PoPo, havin-ass bitch!

by zombieson45 May 5, 2005

Having a Hitler

Masturbating in the shower, from the fact that the arm raised to place a steadying hand on the shower wall resembles a Nazi salute.

Doug's been in the shower a long time; he must be having a Hitler.

by Meistersinger January 21, 2009

Harvik

Amazing, Hot, and so funny. Also very smart and cool. Plays many sports good and such a nice guy. Typically a short guy but has a big heart.

Oh my gosh, im in love with harvik

by tufjdla123 February 8, 2018

Having a waz

The act of urinating; taking a piss.

Don't open the door, I'm having a waz.

by LongSpanner June 9, 2020

haasil

the best person in the world unlike juan

haasil is so cool

by 85634524512qws October 31, 2021

im having a stroke

im having a stroke you say when you repletely mess up a word when talking

1: Hey did you know i hate sidpers

2: what
1: spdier
2: you good
1: Im having a stroke
3: r/Ihadasrtoke
3: damn it

by oi bloody cunt April 20, 2021

havin a mare

Phrase. Short for "Having a nightmare".

Often used when things have gone completely tits up and you have no control over what the fuck is going on.

Small "mares" are usually caused by physics practicals, but larger ones are usually due to women.

The Ultimate Mare: Going out with a fit girl for two years, splitting up while living with her, sleeping with her friend, sleeping with ex again a few weeks later, pulling another of your ex's friends a few weeks after, then telling your ex the gory details including the fact that you did not play it safe with either and that she may now have got de baad AIDS.

by MofoLoadOShit February 4, 2005