H.D.(HUMPTY DUMPTY)

H.D. is a short fat bald man who does nothing but talks about his ancient yet insignifcant military career, and also who wants to fuck john cary in the ass. This person also has sexual relations with his cat named wanda.

H.D. if you look at shirley's ass one more time you ass is fired.

by Team Mopar November 17, 2004

the humpty dumpty

To hump a man or a woman analy, and both partners shit during the sex.

your mom and i did the humpty dumpty. it kinda ruined the carpet.

by mr.didthisinenglish August 23, 2011

kade humpty-dump truck

Someone named Kade who has a voluptuous lower end.

Kade- Hey dude.
Nick- Wow you have a big bottom, may I call you Kade Humpty-Dump Truck

by CrystalClearSight June 16, 2021

Reverse Humpty Dumpty

A Reverse Humpty Dumpty is a man whose head is shaped like that of an egg and who also has very little or no hair on their head BUT they are rocking a rather thick beard.

Have you seen how he looks? He's totally a Reverse Humpty Dumpty!

by XxOwOxX July 25, 2022

dodo-fragil-dodo-pene-humpty-dumptytarinsm

A verb which mainly means "high treason, insult to others both higher and lower, he who has no chill" if you ever commit this you'll be killed on sight

(person 1): Man not EVERYONE can be an Olympian
(person 2): I feel insulted did you just commit dodo-fragil-dodo-pene-humpty-dumptytarinsm on me?!

by Lord clem the thridst September 7, 2021

Humpy the teenage pig

This refers to a promiscuous, nondescerning teenager.

Humpy the teenage pig had trysts with the entire neighborhood.

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Humpy Hank

A Tumblr phenomenon of making youtube vlogbrother Hank Green hump things from a video in which he humped google

Nerdfighter 1: Hey did you see my humpy hank?

Nerdfighter 2: Which one?

Nerdfighter 1: I made him hump the TARDIS

by Phobic Chick June 1, 2011