Dodger Hot Pocket

When your team goes to the World Series but the other team shits in your vagina.

That was a dodger hot pocket if I have ever seen one.

by Michael Chaney March 28, 2019

Indiana Hot Pocket

The act of a male or female taking a bowel movement, inserting said bowel movement inside the female's vagina, having the male penetrate the female with his penis until ejaculation. The male ejaculates inside the woman. The male then preforms oral sex and eats the sperm and stool in its entirety out of the woman's vagina.

Friend: "Hey Bill, what did you and Claire do last night?"

Bill: "Not much, I gave her an Indiana Hot Pocket."

Friend: "Sounds like things are moving along well for you two!"

by Leroy Shanksion March 30, 2011

California Hot Pocket

The sexual act of taking a dump into a mans open butthole and churning it up with an egg beater. The resulting poo will reflect that of somebody who eats Hot Pockets.

You, the pooper, proceed to take a massive bloody dump onto the other persons face and scream out "VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!"

Also known as the: "Ceizer Shavez"

Dude, what's the bloody mess all over your face?

It's Fred, he crapped on my face...

California Hot Pocket, huh?


yup...

nice..

by Von Mannshaft February 25, 2009

wisconsin hot pocket

When a woman gets down on all fours and spreads her ass cheeks apart, and her lover pours melted limburger cheese into her asshole, and then eats it out.

Betty loved when Tim pulled the old wisconsin hot pocket, but as chessy as it sounds, Tim preferred gorganzola.

by Lovemywords December 21, 2016

Kentucky Hot Pocket

The name given to the act of defecating into a vagina. (May be impossible.)

"Okay... a Kentucky Hot Pocket is like... when you take a poop in a girl's vagina."
"Why Kentucky? Why not call it like, a Mississippi Hot Pocket?"
"Well, there's a Tennessee Hot Pocket, but that's with corn in the poop."

by Tuna Pando October 17, 2006

Hot-Pocket Master

A person, usually a male college student, with an extraordinary ability to make Hot-Pockets.

Qualifitcations include:

Possessing a drivers license(needed to go to the market to get the Hot-Pockets)

A car(also needed to obtain Hot-Pockets)

A freezer(needed to store Hot-Pockets)

A microwave/oven(needed to prepare Hot-Pockets)

Alex is obviously a Hot-Pocket Master whereas Morgan is not.

by BarberShop May 21, 2008

Greenpeace Hot Pocket

When bedding down with a really obese girl, and for whatever reason you choose to not enter a traditional orifice, and instead grab a couple rolls of extra flabbery flesh (preferably on her back, hence the name) and push them together creating a hot pocket of blubber to receive your lust muscle.

Think of any grotesquely obese chick with a pretty face...and realize that her vag is buried so deep under her fat that even John Holmes would only be able to nudge her clit after humping her crotch rodeo-style.

Roll the whale (Greenpeace emphasis) over, grab that back fat and make a real FLESHlight pocket of hot flesh.

Greenpeace Hot Pocket.

greenpeace hot pocket.
See definition.

by tRauma26100 February 26, 2010