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Me: walking to class
Hayden: comes barging through the hallway and knocking me and everyone over.
Me: "Oi ya big spud"
Hayden: "oh shut up and walks off"
Hayden: comes barging through the hallway and knocking me and everyone over.
Me: "Oi ya big spud"
Hayden: "oh shut up and walks off"
by Westy06 December 4, 2019
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by Jay The Cat December 23, 2019
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He frequents in activities such as watching jojo and moderating r/dankmemes
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He frequents in activities such as watching jojo and moderating r/dankmemes
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