Chinese Handjob

When a man receives a handjob from a person wielding chop sticks

Chen got a Chinese Handjob from his friend, Li.

by twofourjizzkins September 19, 2011

handjob

When another person (woman or man but preferabla a woman) rubs a man's penis with their hand, usually to make them reach orgasm.

There's a reason guys want girls to do it; its mostly in the mind. A guy would probably do it better than a girl but the realization that someone else is doing it and they're a girl makes the guy feel better and he's more likely to cum faster. It's the same reason a straight girl wouldn't want a lesbian to eat them out; you know that she's going to do a better job than your average guy but the fact that it is another woman will make you sick to your stomach. Ditto with a straight guy being offered a hand job or blow job from a dude; you would rather do it yourself than let another dude anywhere near your cock.

by anonymous September 17, 2004

handjob

Discovered by men but stolen by the female species at a horrid attempt to bargain with the opposite sex by attempting to offer something as a treat, when in reality, it is something very ordinary, manipulated by evil girls to make you do chores or give them flowers.

"a handjob, that's a man job; but a blowjob? that's yo' job."

by Alex R April 10, 2004

Handjob

something that makes guys orgasmic, but only girls have the power of making that happen. Usually you have cum coming out of your dick pretty quickly.

my wife gave me a handjob last night because i did chores for her

by THE BOSSIEST BOSS EVAH May 16, 2011

handjob

when a male or female repeatedly moves there hand up and down over a mans penis

one night me and my boyfreind where listening to music when he got a boner so he grabbed my hand and put it down his pants. i pulled my hand out and started unbuttoning his pants and pulled down his boxers below his penis. i slowly started moving my hand up and down to increase his want for more and i kept holding a kiss not breaking it. my hand started moving faster so he began to moa under my lips. he locked and relaxed his knees repeatedly almost collapsing. he began to cum everywhere but i didn't stop my hand making him cum repeatedly.

That is the correct way to give a handjob.

by lilmissemo14 March 12, 2009

Cutter's Handjob

The act of cutting one's palm and giving their male partner a hand job, using the blood as lube.

Dude! You know that goth chick we met last night? Well after the party, we went out back, and she totally fucking cut her palm open! Then she grabbed my dick and gave me a good ol' fashion Cutter's Handjob .

by Captain Rummidew June 10, 2010

ego handjob

<Noun>
An ego handjob is an exchange of unsolicited compliments between friends that is meant to flatter, affirm, or charm; especially under circumstances in which the mutual feelings are generally already known. Ego handjobs should be mutual and reciprocated.

Two people exchanging ego handjobs:
Friend one: "You are awesome!"
Friend two: "YOU are awesomer!"
Friend one: "Your ego handjobs feel great!"
Friend two: "No way... YOUR ego handjobs are just amazing."

by Armchair007 December 25, 2011