Oh my god Gravel

The thing you say when you're mining for diamonds, almost trip in a pool of lava, only to mine up and make an undetermined amount of gravel fall on your fragile head.

Person 1: have you got any diamonds?
Person 2: no, but i think i'm close...
*person 2 mines up*
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAA!
Person 1: are you ok?
Person 2: OH MY GOD GRAVEL!

by JeepPickup October 30, 2021

Pitch Gravel

At the end of the night at a bar or pub, a handfull of gravel it thrown or 'pitched'. Anyone being hit and knocked out is fair game to be taken home

Oh crap, its 1:30... We should head over to The Tavern for some Pitch Gravel

by Regan112 December 1, 2009

Pant Gravel

Pant Gravel, the dried and powdered vaginal discharge found in women's underwear, once left to dry.

Often a pale crusty substance, can be ground and snorted as aphrodisiacs'. (selected individuals who dare)

"Jeeze nan, your 'pant gravel' sent me to the moon, maybe you should wash them, is that how grand-dad died?"

"wow, these could do with a wash, they have 'pant gravel' in them"

"your fanny batter has turned into 'pant gravel'"

by Zero Foxtrot July 20, 2023

Gravel

When the dick is so hard and big that it won't fit.

Physiologist : So you had sex last night? describe how that felt. Girl : His dick was gravel.

by Dirtygirl101 April 20, 2020

The Graveler

The act of masturbating with a handfull of gravel. whilst some people might find this painfull others find the pain rather pleasurable.

*guy 1* Dude I tried The Graveler last night
*guy 2* holy crap man did that shit not hurt?
*guy 1* yeah but i liked it!

by wild Snorlax November 27, 2011

Gravel Scrabble

Eating a girl out while she’s driving. Usually involving spelling words out with your tongue on her vag while she operates a motor vehicle.

Damn I just played gravel scrabble with that Pi Phi who got a dui. I can’t believe I’m still alive.

by Ya boy skinny peen October 6, 2021

Gravel Road Cops

Humorous play on the acronym GRC, the French abbreviation for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, in reference to the remote rural areas where their officers tend to patrol.

"Damn gravel road cops always jacking me up. This is the 3rd ticket this month."

by koevoet November 10, 2020