Grandfathercocking

When you hunch over while on the toilet and shake, making your balls sway back and forth, hitting your legs, similar to a grandfather clock, but with your cock (hence the name).

I much do enjoy grandfathercocking, its a nice pastime when you forget your phone in the restroom.

Grandfathercocking by Fortunate_Daughter August 3, 2024

Grandfathered 

When you slide into someone’s DMs that you had a crush on but haven’t seen or spoken to in 30+ years.

Me: You remember Christy from high school?
Friend: yea, You crushed on her bad
Me: I grandfathered her last night on Facebook. I’m still crushing on her.

Grandfathered by BeeJammer March 9, 2024

grandfatherly 

(adjective, slang)
A lovingly sarcastic way to describe something that feels outdated, slow, overly wholesome, or straight-up ancient in vibe — like a comment your grandpa might make while sipping tea in a recliner. Often used to roast friends who say or do something unintentionally old-fashioned.

“Did you just say you like voice voting? That’s a grandfatherly ass remark, bro.”
“He wears slippers outside and says 'the YouTube'... real grandfatherly ass energy.”

grandfatherly by Nathan Rayne April 22, 2025

The Grandfather Clock Jig 

A Diddy, a Dance Move. Promotes Style, Character, Energy

Shut your Mouth, did Giirth just do Dat thing? Yes Siree, The Grandfather Clock Jig is his Wheelhouse Move, recognize yo!

The Grandfather Clock Jig by Bennie BoyTV June 15, 2019

great-grandfather 

Grandparent's father.

My great-grandfather is a good person.

great-grandfather by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

great-grandfather-in-law 

The great-grandfather of one's spouse.

My great-grandfather-in-law is a good person.

great-grandfather-in-law by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

The Grandfather Effect 

An term made by me at 3 am looking at minutephysics video about the grandfather "paradox"

The Grandfather Paradox is when you go back in time and kill your grandfather but since your grandpa is dead, you cant go back in time since.. u know... you dont exist. But since you dont exist your grandpa exists which means YOU exist but then you go back in time and kill your grandpa, and it keeps going on forever.

But in minutephysics video he talks about how it´s NOT an paradox (cant have links sorry)

Me: Have you heard of The Grandfather Effect?

Friend: No. What´s that?

Me: The definition is: If an action makes that action impossible, that action is both possible, and impossible. - Me 2020, it is kinda like Schrödinger's cat.

Friend: Ok, i understand now.

The Grandfather Effect by a depressed monkey January 10, 2020