the most sexiest girl on planet earth. has nothinn' but SWAG. She is always smiling & is just plain out a m a z i n g . once you meet her you'll wanna become her bessstest bestfriend(; every guy knows he wants her.
by EVERY SINGLE GUY October 6, 2011
Get the Zaelynn Gonzalezmug. when you are having sex with another and she or he screams "what are you doing to me!" in a scared tone.
by master gonzalez August 6, 2014
Get the pink gonzalezmug. That thing when a woman goes to the bathroom after chopping jalapeños, and neglecting to wash her hands-and the resulting “down there” pain. Southern cousin to Hot Lips Houlihan on M.A.S.H.
I was in a hurry, making my famous spicy queso. I went to the bathroom and BAM, Hot Lips Gonzalez in my shorts!
by Fionna Schwab April 23, 2023
Get the Hot Lips Gonzalezmug. 
by Eva Gonzalez May 6, 2018
Get the eva gonzalezmug. The best boyfriend I've had. Has brown beautiful eyes, amazing hair, i love his body, i love the way he is, i love him in general. I am grateful to have him overall. I love when he tries to make me happy when I'm sad because it shows he cares, I love it when he holds me tight in his arms, i love it when he gives me kisses and tells me he loves me, overall i love everything he does (almost everything) one thing i don't like though is when he says negative things about himself because he doesn't see the way i see him. If you find a guy like mine keep him and work things out with him because it is worth it and I am lucky to have him♡
by Your love♡ November 23, 2021
Get the Marco Gonzalez ♡mug. The most loyal and loving guy you’ll meet 🥰 He has a very good heart and will make you laugh at anytime needed. Everyone needs a a Brian Gonzalez in their life.
by rnbfuntimes July 27, 2022
Get the Brian Gonzalezmug.