garlick

1. garlick, n.
misspelling of garlic

2. garlicking, v.
the act of performing oral sex

will you bring me some garlick from the grocer's, please?

i garlicked my gf from the evening to the dawn

by LilBigJon February 19, 2009

garlic finger

The act of putting your finger in your armpit then proceeding to put it in a member of the opposite sex's mouth.

Jackie just got garlic fingered. Hard.

by thafease May 10, 2010

boneless garlic bread

Its garlic bread.....BUT 🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱ONELESS

ILL TAKE A 🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱BONELESS GARLIC BREAD PLEASE

by JAZZY KACHOW! July 7, 2017

Garlic Scented Penis Cream

A special type of Penis cream that smells like Garlic.
Invented, patented, trade marked, and sold by the man who first came up with the sensational idea: Sean Wise.

Not to be confused with:
- Garlic Flavored Penis Cream
- Onion Scented Penis Cream

"Hey man why does your breath smell like garlic?"
"Oh, well Bob used some of Sean's special Garlic Scented Penis Cream and well .... you don't want to know the rest."

by Bobthemagnifacent March 3, 2008

garlic knots

(n) Tightly bound female ass cheeks, or buttocks; so firm they resemble two side by side rolls of deliciously seasoned dough; good enough to eat. A spicy rump. Maybe add a little sauce.

"She had the best damn garlic knots I've ever seen. I just wanted to eat them."

by Shagomatic July 13, 2007

gnarlack

Someone or something of such disgusting quality that you want to vomit, or else scream Gnarlack Attack!, because it is just so horrible. Can apply to people, things, parts of people, or parts of the parts of people, or...anything else that's totally nar-nar.

Me-- Dude, look at that chick! She's totally gnarlack!

Jesse-- I know! Makes me want to chop my members off!

by Gnarlack Attack!!! June 11, 2006

Garlicified

(Gar-lick-uh-fide)

1: To combine garlic with something, usually a meal or food.

2: An incantation to repel vampires from oneself, others, or a general area.

I was disgusting, because Ralph garlicified his bowl of Fruit Loops, which made it taste like raw sewage.

I have been garlicified, therefore, vampires ain't got nothin on me.

by G-Stoned June 11, 2010